The Fat Controller

True, but I think the problem hasn't been the lack of targets, but our ability to get the ball to them...

Yeah, delivery quality is a concern. I would hope it's something the coaching staff are working on.

Have we scored more than one of these this season?  Because God help us if that is true.

I don't know. But with Osborne, Flint, Williams, El Abd, Elliott, and Barnett in the squad whoever takes our Set-Pieces (Pack?) will have something to aim at!

Whilst I think this a dangerously poor selection, I'm totally unsurprised by it given SC's comments.

He clearly doesn't rate Maloney, and is shoehorning Osborne into the side following El Abd's arrival. I think it's likely El Abd would have been basically guaranteed First Team football.

Reid can't play two games in a week, so is "rested".

W.Elliott is 35 and likely can't play two games in a week, so is saved for Saturday when he'll have trained with our squad a bit.

M.Elliott and Pack are selected to "toughen us up" in midfield a little bit. I don't think it will work personally, but I reckon that's the theory. For what it's worth I think Marv gets a bit of unfair stick from some. He'll be energetic and break up or disrupt their play, although we all know he can't really pass for toffee. 

i don't think JET being left out is anything other than being rested, as others have said, if a serious bid had come in he wouldn't be in the squad. We'll miss his creativity/goals/assists and the space he creates for others.

I think the whole selection is SC trying to make us a little more physical, which of course has meant we'll sacrifice creativity. Set pieces are our best bet for a goal.

yet he's gone to west ham to sit on the bench

All about money

Or perhaps he knows something we don't. Maybe Green is off at the end of the season.

He didn't get on the bench all that much when he was here so you can hardly blame him. It was poor management IMO, Should have shipped Gerken out OR not brought in James.

Crouchy

Shame on you all for encouraging him.

Only kidding of course, corny jokes are actually quite funny.

Daniel Bedingfield

Firefox is so much better.

More user friendly and secure amongst other things.

Id like to see proof of this cheating.

I was on radio brissle once, and nicked the mike in the DEH, so how does that constitute cheating, surely a bit of impromptu thieveing of microphones would give me extra points for ingineuty?

Theft is indeed is breach of the law and therefore must surely be in breach of the rules.

If not, then id hide your spotted shirt, or i'll nick it.

Now that would be genius.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! Bit harsh, on one of the respected members of the ST innit mate. hope you can back these allegations up? Dolls will not take kindly to it...and shes had enuff of Xmas singing already!

I have infallible proof of Dolls' cheating, and will pass it on to the relevant authorities, Chivs and Trev.

You're just jealous cos ive got more spotted points than you

Only 'cause you cheat!

Honestly, the man has no class hey Bucks!?!

How very dare you!

If you had been in Live chat on Saturday you would know my dear.

Well, Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyy!

I cant remember where i was on Saturday.

Am i the only one wondering what the fork this is all about?