Gert Mare

In order to cover it in burger Source Gasheads are asked to hold the burger in front of their crotch whilst they are told to think about 2 goals: - 1) Rickie Lambert JPT 2) Dean Windass - Playoff Final …….SPLODGE!

He tried to over complicate football full stop.

Right up there with Chesham. It was great listening to the Wycombe commentary yesterday. They spent the entire first half pointing out everything at Rovers that was completely Tinpot. Haven’t laughed so much since the Villa groundhoppers did the same whilst also pointing out just how obsessed they are with City. It was interesting that the more Rovers fans got frustrated with the game yesterday the more aggressive they became with their ‘Sheeed’ead’ chants, resorting to throwing bottles and coins like Neanderthal goons. You just knew that Joe Low scoring would trigger the **** out of them. Set the mood for the rest of the day. Now Joey is a Charlatan, Collins is shit, they need loads more players and they’re not going to be able to show their faces to gleeful Shitheads for a few days because of the humiliation of it all. Win next week though, coupled with a defeat for City and they’ll be coming for us big time, singing the blues and all arrogant shitheads can **** off. ?

There was also a piece of fish, but it ate all the ******* chips ?

Game over. Jailbird Joey fires straight into the 4th official. And a few choruses of Wanchor Wanchor Wanchor again. Everyone’s favourite 2nd club.

Rovers fans throwing extra balls onto the pitch. Going multiball in an attempt to salvage something from the game

Put the fullback on his arse before crossing for Keith Vale to pull one back

Man of The Match awarded to the bitch slapper

1-2 and the Irene dirge begins

Plus a building site for a ground with a sink hole ?️

Another chorus of ‘Sheed’ead, Sheed’ead!’ whilst throwing a bottle at the Wycombe goalkeeper. Family club.

Can’t make out if Gasheads are singing 2-0 to the referee or 2-0 to the Green Party?

Chairboys 2 - Rent boys 0. Coming for us.

Absolutely. Shut up you sister fingering inbred ***** = Yellow Card

Richard Keogh on to the standard chorus of “Sheeed’ead, Sheeed’ead, Sheeed’ead!” ?

They are relentless and brutal. Love it! Looking forward to more of the same in the second half ???

This is the actual commentary on the Bristol Rovers iFollow. The 40,000+ armchair supporters and south stand season ticket holders must be foaming at the mouth, putting their foot through the TV screen whilst shouting “******* Shitheads!” ?

Apparently the Wycombe commentators are watching from ‘some sort of cricket pavilion with a clear view of Bristol albeit not a particularly nice area’ ?

It’s quality piss taking ???

They’re ripping the pikeys to shreds. ?

Wycombe commentators just said “Rovers need to set up a wall. At least it doesn’t need planning permission from Bristol City Council”. These commentators for Wycombe are absolute legends. ?

Yes, with Wycombe commentary. It’s wall to wall piss taking about how Tinpot it is at the Slumorial. Plenty of comments about the sink hole.

Having a look at the building site today. Wycombe commentators taking the piss big time. They’ve commented that the ground on the left hand side tails off a bit, probably down a sink hole. Then they said “Don’t know what the new stand will be like but it’s in keeping with the rest of the ground, a bus stop next to a tent, next to a bit of scaffolding”. Agent Low puts Wycombe 1 up to a chorus of Wanchor and Sheeeed’ead. Entertainment all round today at the cess pit.

Yeah, **** it. Let's just go for it because we've sold seat tickets. Get it done and BCC can take us to court if they can be bothered. Up Da Gaz innit!