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No idea of the relevance of what it is for and in no way mocking the charity, it’s just so unfortunate with what is going on at Rovers at the moment that they have a unicorn in a Rovers shirt.

There are so many gifts in this photo that I just don’t know where to begin? ? (EDIT: Not knocking the charity by the way….just an unfortunate choice of character) They dig more holes for their reputation than they do for a stand. Absolutely priceless. Complete and utter laughing stock tinpot shambles.

Tried to, but got rumbled as 20,000 attempted the same name and they all got locked out. Just heard that Tim Pot is now going

Wynn Dowbutter has signed up

Good luck to him at Millwall. Not exactly a move abroad but we definitely experienced some of his best years. At least he’ll learn something new like Bristol is actually in the North of England. There’s always that one fackin Northerner who wants to fackin spit all over ya!

Oh I see….it wasn’t actually him that carried out the assault then it was the drink? Oh, well, not so bad then if it was the naughty alcohols fault. All hail to the ale!! ? ”I go down pub and I have 10 pints, oh dear I think I’m getting plastered, I go outside and I beat up wench cuz I’m a p1ssed up Gashead b4stard….chuckie chuckie chuckie”

I’ve got the bag of popcorn ? open already. They really need to change their stance to ‘we’ll lap it up once it actually starts to happen’, but we know that they won’t do that, they’ll just cling to anything because they are that desperate and needy and that’s what gives us the laughs.

I wonder what video the Rovers media department will come up with for this signing? The prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up" maybe?

At least you can now see through the bull like we've been seeing (and pointing out on this thread) for years. Yet it's barmy how a lot of Gasheads still believe every single line that they are fed and lap it up continuously? Rovers will never evolve under it's current ownership. It is merely existing hand to mouth from one year to the next. I think there is more chance of Rovers going back to League 2 (and possibly even the conference) than actually having their own ground and having a stable footing.

Unfolding nicely as predicted (already)...... So far the "Top 6" signings include A has-bean "Ex-Sheed" Someone who threatened to walk when he was last at Rovers A woman beater The new stand is.......not there In very good hands - Everything on the cheap, zero morals, divided fan base, some fans giving up on the club altogether etc...but at least the players have some footballing ability so everything is sweet. When will the penny drop for the rest of you Saggies? The gift!

I don’t think you can ever be done with the club you chose to support, but you might take a break from it if you felt that the club was in the wrong hands.

You are not alone in seeing the light…. All banter aside I’d have serious concerns if this was the way things were going at City. Looking at it without blue-tinted specs it seems like the only way Rovers can mount a serious challenge in League One is to pick up flawed players on the scrounge and put some sort of rehabilitation spin on it. Smacks of a club without a pot to piss in who will sink as low as you can go as long as it’s done on the ‘cheap’. At the same time the lines being fed to the supporters are that the club is on the up, serious about a top 6 challenge and hard to hold back Wael from splashing the cash on players. The fruit market appears to be another non starter and it’s all about trying to find someone else to fund it or lease it for years for free and the only progression appears to be the consultancy that Rovers are ‘talking to’ have paid to assess the site. This is how it appears to me. Just feeding the fans bullshit and then not too far in the distance there is yet more controversial news that reflects negatively on the club. To top it off you keep giving us Ted’s plenty to take the piss out of. Must be uncomfortable to be a Gashead, humiliating and embarrassing. Not surprised that you’ve become disillusioned by it all fella. It’s hard to completely give up on a club once it’s in your blood though. Red or Blue!

From henceforth they’ll still be BRFC, but will be officially renamed Bristol Remanders FC. Top 6 guaranteed as they’ll bully and assault their way to the top of league one. The ground is being renamed ‘The Priory’ What a basket case of a club! The gift ?

It does seem like the only young fans that they get these days are those who have been forced to go by their deluded parents. They’re forced into a Rovers baby grow before the umbilical cord has had a chance to be cut. “I took my boy from when he was 18 months” and there you have it. So desperate that they’ll drag a baby there before they even know what day of the week it is?! ?

34 year old City reject signing for Rovers until he's 36. Marquee signing. Top 6 guaranteed. Anyway, fixed the video to reflect the signing....

Another prime example of this was when we got thumped at Fulham. The way Mitrovic bullied our defenders that day was embarrassing.

A number of things have changed in the modern game, fitness levels and diet being a massive one. Traditional full backs have been replaced by wing backs who now cover the entire length of the pitch and as such we've sacrificed the out and out winger. I certainly miss seeing the ball go to Dave Smith or Mark Gavin and shouting 'go on, skin him!'. Nothing better than watching a tricky winger run directly at the full back and skin them before crossing the ball into the box for the big lump to bully in with a thumping header or knock it down for the fox in the box to tuck it home. It's not just the pointless hoof from the keeper, but also the loss of the tricky wingers with sheer pace that makes the target man less effective these days. I'm always nervous about playing it out from the back unless you have ballers who are always switched on. One slip and it's a one on one with the keeper. I also find this probing around the box looking for the short pass opening through the defensive line can be frustrating to watch. When the defenders are facing the right way they've pretty much got things covered, especially if they are good communicators and hold a tight line. Tactically I feel that sometimes this needs to be changed and if you get a big man up top and switch to more attack minded wingers who can get behind the wing backs and cross the ball back away from the keeper then the big man thumps a header home or your centre backs are facing the wrong way, panic, put it out for a corner, inadvertently turn it into their own net, or struggle to clear it allowing your forwards to gain the advantage as they are the only ones facing the right way. For entertainment value I'd take the old style in a flash, but I do understand that the modern game is more patient and done properly can make teams very difficult to beat.

So either all of the other clubs are signing players in an attempt to get relegated to League 2, or probably closer the the truth is that these players have league experience and come with a price tag higher than a Tilson which is why Rovers weren’t in for any of them. Rovers are planning on storming the top 6 through loaning youngsters with little to no experience and Wally’s full financial backing will cover the £250 quid a week wages. Yep, they’re in such good hands alright. Cloud cuckoo land. They’ll probably sign a 38 year old who’s knees have gone and unveil as their marquee signing. #tinpotdeludedgasheads

Claremont Gas Fans' Favourite Posts: 1,020 Posting Level Next Level in 480 posts 5 hours ago yattongas, stuart1974, and 7 more like this Quote Post by Claremont Gas on 5 hours ago So ... fixture release breakfast was ok. TG happy with Pompey and Barnsley up first. Two possibly three in by Monday as mentioned above... Was very clear that Club are aiming for a top six finish and will be recruiting players that will have the ability to get us there. WAQ is fully supporting financially. He has seen the quality of what has been signed elsewhere we were not in for any of them. Apologies from me to Eddy Jennings - Even on the morning of his wedding he was trying to tie up a new deal and gave himself the challenge of getting the player over the line on his wedding day. Everything on course for the new stand - We should not believe what we read in the media as all things are progressing well. Everything felt a little rushed today but TG was coolest man in the room - we are in very good hands. Also learnt today from an attendee that our highest paid player as things stand is Big JM - by some distance as well. Made me think even more that AC will need parity or will almost certainly move on as his salary was far lower. A few highlighted bits here. Let's see how things unfold then shall we? Why do they just lap it up continuously without question? ******* braindeads the lot of them.

**** me. This self entitled *** thinks they should be playing Scunthorpe under-17s at home every ******* week so they can have a chance of winning. Puts the boot in on the 23k that follow them away by saying that they might as well surrender before a ball is even kicked. The ******* gift!

Leeds obviously looking for a quick return to League 1.

Not many people have seen 'Ed', but apparently he is part of the furniture at Tinpot Town so that sort of gave it away for me. Anyway, I've tracked down a photo of Ed 'part of the furniture' Jennings, here he is unveiled....

They have to focus on the greatness of the Gas (6th richest club in this country), otherwise thoughts turn to 'Da Shit' at which point they have a total meltdown and want to fight everyone in a raged rabid frenzy of 'small club' syndrome.

Me too and I’m still very much in favour of the move tbf.

Invaded the Wycombe pitch breaking hoardings in the process whilst proclaiming to the world that the Gas were staying up, only to be relegated out of the football league the very next week by a player wearing a Rovers away strip. Self proclaimed ‘family club’ who attack horses, their own stewards, have been rapped on the knuckles for racism, headbutt windows, punch opposing players in the back of a net, had the most football banning orders in the country in 2014. What sort of a family club is it then? The ******* Kray family? 6th richest club that begged their retired supporters who were tradespeople to come and help upgrade their shithole for free.