Gert Mare

There is a massive gap between us and the Sags at the moment.... We are playing with "Intensity" they are playing "In Tent City"

Captain Chaos! Just when you thought they’d been struggling to get a goal. That should settle things down for them. Up and running now.

The tannoy system is playing the crowd noise...”If you all hate Bristol City” and “Sheed’ead” on repeat.

It is always Wycombe's fault for the following reasons..... 1) 2nd May 2001 - Basement Gas 2) They raved on about how super duper Joe Anyinsah was, but he was crap when playing for the Gas and he was also a Sheeeeeeed. 3) Played the Gas in a thunderstorm 4) Apparently played an ineligible player (Gas demanded the points but nothing came of it) 5) Won 3-0 on the final day of 2014 season, helping to send the Gas into the abyss of non league football and embarrassing them after the Gas had beaten Wycombe the week before, spilling onto the pitch, destroying advertising boards and celebrating in true 'family club' style. They absolutely ******* detest Wycombe! What a great club Wycombe are! ?

100% record in a Rovers shirt....

Sir Colin on the scoresheet tonight.....

The gift is almost daily! 40,000 is their magic number. It's the amount they take to Wembley (plus Teds) Mutal back patting session for the closely linked clubs in terms of size and fan base They couldn't cancel their EasyJet flights so they were probably wandering aimlessly around South Shields. Hence the lyric "Sometimes I have a great notion to jump in the river and drown"

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VW9N0OiSxq8" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> The bit at the very end was produced by a Sag after seeing our new badge by the way....

This is why they bring it upon themselves...... <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rrEYCqbq5PE" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> They will argue blind that they are not obsessed with us (it's the other way around) and they don't constantly check the City score or sing about us when they have 2 seconds of joy. A timely reminder is required of why this thread continues to thrive...…. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fE0IkBRNGoA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

They are the gift that just keeps on giving. Just when they think they have got one over on us someone runs up behind them and pulls their shorts down revealing a 2 inch fuse. Belters! They deserve all they get. Here’s to the next 2,000 pages. ?

And they blabber on about us having delusions of grandeur?!!! FML! Thank god Sunderland love them, after all they are a similar size club. I’m surprised that Sags went up there en masse last season (at least 20k of Sags there according to them) for their cup final. I thought they don’t want to go anywhere near anything red? Oh, but they get reassurance that they are loved more than da shit so it’s ok. They should be challenging for the championship with crowds of 7k in a tented shithole with a condemned pasty shack and portaloos. More eyesight trouble than Dominic Cummings on a trip to Barnard Castle!

The Rovers Beach Fun Day is going well......

Go Outdoors must have a problem with their suppliers.....

Corrected ?. It was cheap anyway.

The signing of ‘The Snake’ (as the inbreds named him) rubber stamped the actual gulf between the Bristol clubs and as they say ‘the truth hurts’. The club poured salt into the gaping wound by announcing the signing the way they did and then threw a tank of petrol on to the fire with the ‘Welcome To Bristol’ posters that were created for billboards around the City. It wasn’t our fault he signed for us. Any player would take an opportunity to better themselves financially, be it at City or any other club offering a hike in salary. However, we did make a song and dance about it which was a bit cringeworthy and this took the Gasheads over the edge of the meltdown cliff. I stuck a ‘Welcome To Bristol’ sticker on a Gashead mate of mine and in true Gas style I was pretty much ‘offered out’ as a result. It was a very very sore subject indeed. I guess it was our standard ‘Delusions of Grandeur’ thinking that The Snake would leave Rovers on the brink of the playoffs and pushing for the Championship to join City a club punching above their weight and in decline despite spunking millions of Bristol Sport franchise pounds. Then he joined us for just under a Tilson.....Cue the blame game!

.....Said the 6th Richest Club in the Country....Unlucky da Shit! Honestly, they really are masters of projection! Have an inferiority complex of Bristol City and then blame it on them by claiming they have delusions of grandeur! Absolute belters. THE GIFT! ?

Tents Tinpot Third World Tormented

£300k buyout clause ? Second Coming!

Depends on the circumstances. Obviously Mansfield was as huge a day for us as our defeat at Wembley to Hull was in 2008 to Gasheads. The difference is that we were potentially heading for the Premier League, Rovers were heading for Alfreton. I would say that on the whole we are far less bothered about Rovers results in general. Most Gasheads I know celebrate every single one of our defeats, and worry when we have a decent run. You have also been part of the ‘neutral’ video posted by the Villa ground hoppers who called out Rovers absolute obsession with City, not only just checking the score, but every other song being about Bristol City. Can’t argue with that. Yesterday I saw a lot of Gasheads screaming for Johnson’s reinstatement, but if we make the right appointment following his departure there will be lots of Gasheads ‘worrying’ again!

Thousands of Ted’s there willing Rovers to lose obviously

Foreward by Henbury Gas

Saw some Sag giving it the biggun about 1990 and then I checked the profile and they were born in 1999. So I told him that he was too young to remember the 2nd May....but old enough to remember the 3rd.

So they are posting the grainy videos and saying “Happy 2nd May” like they always do annually. It’s all they have left...bless ‘em. A couple of bubble bursting responses are “Yeah, Happy 2nd May....2001” and ”3rd of May tomorrow mind....The happiest day of our lives”

The trouble is, until they remove compliance as an option people will continue to take the piss