Gert Mare

How many thousands were ‘locked down’ at Chernobyl today?

The ******* gift has given again!

Had another chat to the Mackem lad in work that attended last night’s game at Chernobyl. He said that behind the terrace where he was stood was some bits of tarpaulin, wire and some old white plastic garden chairs. He turned to his mate and said “Hardly Premier League this is it?” He said the toilets were all Portaloo’s. When I told him that they turned one into Santa’s Grotto he didn’t believe me, so I showed him the evidence. He was creasing! ? I explained it was just one of many gifts that Rovers present us with which is why they are known as the Gift That Keeps On Giving. When someone mentioned Rovers later in the day he said, “Who? The Gift?” ???

Or his 3 year salary

They were in delusional overdrive last night singing “Your support is f****** shit!” to the Sunderland fans. ?

I’ve started working with a proper Mackem. He was there for the Sags Cup Final a few weeks ago and he was amongst his fellow Mackems last night. When I mentioned the infamous “love-in” with the Sags he laughed. He also said “Looks like they bought their stands at a car boot sale and chucked them all together”. I mentioned 76/77 - No supposed hatred of “Da Shit” I mentioned Rovers being a big club - Again, met with laughter. I mentioned Rovers fans being deluded and obsessed with City - He laughed I mentioned them singing songs about “Da Shit” - He didn’t recall any, but said they were loud - Probably because they felt like they had won the cup! He’s not impressed with Semenyo. I didn’t go as far as pleading with him to love us more than the “Faithful and True”, and my hands stayed on the table ?

I kissed Jane Seymour (ex-bond girl - not beheaded wife of Henry VIII) once outside of Steam Rock....in other news aren’t Rovers absolute tinpot shite?

He promised to get rid of his mullet when Rovers reached the Championship.....tick tock

Don’t worry....The Sags will always keep this memory alive!

How many locked out?

Corrected their sign.....

DIY SOS....

Channel 5 Billionaire Babies at Christmas just had Carolyn Radford CEO of Mansfield spoiling her kids at Christmas....This year the kids are getting a personal visit from Santa and his Elves....or is it Coughlan and his back room staff? ?

Owned by Jordan....occupied by squatting pikeys....and fencing that wasn’t paid for ?

The Colony was a “Game Changer” wasn’t it?

Where things don’t take as much time....like NEVER!

Par for the course to blame the Ted’s! Always the victim. Boo hoo ?

Fixed ??

Amen to this..... Tinpot you are Rovers....?

I always know when City are losing thanks to Gasheads. Had a message this morning asking why I was quiet today which read “Oh I know, because the shit lost”. Standard. Being a Sheed I responded and admitted that I am used to the inconsistency of our team, unlike my Gas Sheed score informant when I asked him how Rovers got on against Mansfield. I didn’t receive a response until Lee Mansell slotted home the winning penalty against Grimsby a year later. Oh well not much longer and Rovers will be coming for us again. Better get that claim out quick with a photo of JCH before he is sold in the January window. ? Fair play to you Miah for admitting that you were in that video checking the City score. You have now made a significant personal contribution to the gift that keeps on giving ???