Gert Mare

Surely this is Ted’s putting on a fake accent just to try and confirm their delusional bull about Rovers supposedly being obsessed about Ted’s? Everyone knows that City are obsessed with Rovers and that Rovers don’t care about a club that was only formed in 1982, Dean Windass, remember that goal by Lambert? Basso didn’t even move! Rovers fans only care about Rovers and are faithful and true. Rovers are as big as West Brom and Sunderland fans love the Gas more than the Ted’s cuz City cheated at Coventry in 1977, typical shitheads, oh but that was pre-1982 so that actually never happened. This video just conclusively proves what we as City fans have known for years....they are not the victims, they are totally obsessed with City and you can’t even mention City to them unless the sentence finishes..”are losing”. Long live this thread. They hate it because it is full of the truth about the Sags (and they know it too!) How are City getting on? ?

The Sags scored against the run of play mind #comingforus

Standard response. However, in BS30 they would probably get spat at or worse. Support of your team is interpreted as a direct attack on them. That's how ####ing ridiculous they are!

The USB flash drive came out with more than enough storage for their Watney Cup, promotion in 73-74 & 90 success YouTube videos to be stored...Unfortunately YouTube didn't exist then so they had to do with their grainy VHS tapes.

That was quite a quiet gap day yesterday, considering it’s been 19 years. Just goes to prove how insignificant they have become. Next year will be the biggy though. We should have a big East End event and get Colin Daniel along as guest speaker. Or perhaps we could invite current England International Callum Hudson-Odoi who being born on 7th November 2000 has never known anything other than City being above the Gas....Let that reality sink in....Mind The Gap...coming for us mind!

Gappy Anniversary.....19 years in our shadow.....Mind The Gap

Two words for last night.....THE GIFT ?

M for Mansfield....too painful to add that row. Better to pretend it never happened.

Yeah, I think that just about covers it....

He must be related to Gloucester Gas....

Apparently Rovers were banging on about the playoffs and fell out of the football league altogether instead, thanks to......Mansfield who had to wear Rovers away kit because their shirts clashed with Rovers clown outfits. Up pops Sir Colin, Rovers fans punch their own steward, storm onto the pitch, punch police officers, punch a horse, go through two divorces and all through the Thatcher years and then blame the whole thing on ‘Gurt Teds’. Sweet ?

So, whilst up in my loft today I stumbled across this nostalgic beauty from 1990..... And a startling prediction for Rovers on the back...... Well....they do wear the same kit.....

The only thing he is sorry for is being caught, the sick ****. You can’t rehabilitate these people, it’s part of their make up. The only treatment they deserve is to be locked up and dealt with by the inmates. ***!

The ‘Bristol Rovers Liquidation thread’ has a nice ring to it.

If his salary demands are well below the national minimum wage and his philosophy is ‘lump it forward and aim for Big Dev’ then he will no doubt displace the foinal turd currently at the helm. They’ve never seen a proper football match in their lives. Goal hanging hoofball is more their style. It now becomes obvious why Wally doesn’t give timescales.....However, I know a man who does......”Unlucky Da Shit”! Be careful of the liberal snowflakes taking your jibe at the Sags completely out of context and turning it into a direct attack on the LGBT community mind! As per my warning to BanburyRed....beware the snowflakes.

We seem to be running a bit thin on Sag material by digressing to whether female commentators should be allowed in the men’s game. All I know is that anyone who attends the Minimal Tented Village to report on their match and doesn’t blow smoke up the arses of the faithful and true will immediately be branded as a ‘Gert Ted’ and abused in their ‘loved all over the country’ family club manner. Anyway, let’s get back on point......’Ave it!

I know at least one who is on there. He purposely comes out with completely deluded comments that are really far fetched. Amazingly some of the delusional ones actually agree with and like some of his posts. I think he goes under the name of Henbury Gas or something like that? If they play on a pitch we will watch them from the car park. It’s what we do because we’re so tight fisted like our owners! I watched this in Longwell Green cinema and as soon as the Sag shirt came out with the camp pirate marker penned out I heard some Saggies shouting “Yes!” whilst spanking their monkeys inside of their popcorn tub.

I have tried this on a number of occasions and it quickly deteriorates on their side, turning nasty and generally followed by “F.off you shithead lady garden”. I also have to agree with a comment from another member of this forum who said that they wear their clown outfit shirts around all day long without any issue, but as soon as they see you in a City shirt there is always some mumbling of “shithead” from them, like you are wearing it just to purposely wind them up rather than show support for your team. They truly are a bunch of absolute belters.

I bet they love her being there....the ‘shithead slag’. They are such a family club.

Ask any Rovers fan about travelling to away games and the first line they generally trot out is that ‘shitheads’ (said with gritted teeth and a seething sneer) are fair weather supporters unlike them who are faithful and true. Then you’ll hear about Ashton Gate being a library followed by ‘shitheads’ (said with gritted teeth with a seething sneer) moaning expecting to be top of the league by some divine right because they are arrogant and deluded. Finally, ‘shitheads’ (said with gritted teeth and a seething sneer) spit at old ladies and they also spit at their own players as soon as they have a bad game because City are a vile so-called ‘family’ club, Matty Taylor is a snake, 1982, Dean Windass. All this justification totalled up in their heads proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that they travel in numbers and we just turn up when the going is good. #Gaslogic

Yeah, amazing that there was hardly any *** there!

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Tinpot rag in the background!

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