Gert Mare

With the City above They’re all desperate for love That’s the Rovers When survival is slim They all play the victim That’s the Rovers

Where they worshipped Randall Yet they still won **** all That’s the Rovers

Where the owners a fake And they all hate the snake That’s the Rovers

Where there’s more lifetime bans And they’re head butting vans That’s the Rovers

Where they’re faithful and true And they’re coming for you That’s the Rovers

When away fans get damp And you’re playing a tramp That’s the Rovers Where Tom Nicholls can’t score And you sing of a whore That’s the Rovers When you’re home no-one cares And your top boys wear flares That’s the Rovers When you check on City Cuz you’re green with envy That’s the Rovers With a tent for a stand And a squad from Poundland That’s the Rovers When your sponsors a pub Your the 6th richest club That’s the Rovers When your fans are in tears Cuz it’s been 18 years That’s the Rovers When you often punch horses And had two divorces That’s the Rovers When your grounds a cess pit It’s unlucky da shit That’s the Rovers Where your football’s inept And you’re riddled with debt That’s the Rovers When you fall through the floor At 16:54 That’s the Rovers

When you can’t comprehend There’s no ******* TOTE END That’s the Rovers

When you’ve no history And no pot in to pee That’s the Rovers

It’s what they do....?

Awwww diddums

Congratulations ? Thanks for 1000 pages of ?

Well Prowed!

I’m sure they are over the moon Nope it isn’t. Not bitter in the slightest, not jealous, not vile like Ted’s......just victims.

Yes sadly, as you can see below.....

Tinpot and Prowed No-one likes Millwall, but they all love the Gas Bristol Rovers - The complete history 2015 - 2019

Some good ones here....keep them coming. I’m thinking “Where’s Wally(‘s Cash?)” or ”Goodnight Irene - Why Every Gashead Should ‘jump in the river and drown’ “ or “Gas Logic Explained” or ”Shafted Right F*** the Gas - An in-depth look at the most deluded set of supporters in the world”

???????????? Nearly 1000 pages of ?????. I’ve been thinking ? maybe of producing a book for Christmas based upon some absolute gems from this legendary thread. Title choice could be interesting.... ”Tinpot Bristol Rovers - The gift that keeps on giving” or ”NOT the 6th richest club in England” or ”BR15FC - From Ragass to Ratshit” or ”Ted’s In The Away End” or ”There’s only one Colin Daniel” or ”Dissolution not Evolution” or ”Bristol Rovers - The Family Club - Loved By All” or ”Locked Out” or ”BR15FC - England’s biggest Campsite” or ”Watertight Down” any more suggestions?

Yer t’is....... How fitting it is that as we approach 1000 pages we are talking about the legend who gave us the gift!

You’ve got to remember that Colin Daniel is as much a Rovers legend as he is a City one. He even played for them remember? Nice of him to wear black out of respect....as you do when you are at a burial!

A hole ?

I remember being told “You’re up mate, you’re going up ffs....don’t talk about it”, even though I wasn’t talking about it at the time and yet I still said that I wasn’t so sure because Hull had been on a tremendous run. Never seen so many nervous Sags ready to completely throw their Teddies out of the pram until “Deano” scored. They breathed a massive sigh of relief initially at the final whistle and then started Singing The Blues and Goodnight Irene as if they had won something. Then the “never in doubt” shouts came out from them. I remember thinking “You really are a pathetic bunch of jealous *****”. Roll on to 2014 and karma paid back big time. Oh, but they didn’t like it then did they? “Ted’s in the away end”, “City fans waiting for us outside”, victims victims victims victims.

@bodin @Miah Dennehy Come on lads, join in, “ I never felt more like singing the blues....... “

But Rovers fans are pikeys, Your club is up shit creek, Without a pot to piss in, And less support each week. You made a corporate video, Included Ashton Gate, You thought that we’d be bothered, And might just get irate. We didn’t give a flying ****, In fact we took the piss, Increase your dwindling fan base, By shagging your own Sis. You edited our new badge, Predictably, like you do, By changing 1894, To 1982. Still longer than you’ve been a league club, And most GHS who are living, You really are pathetic Sags, This gift just keeps on giving.

Just been sent this...so I sent one back....