Gert Mare

15ers to Accrington Fans: “Accrington Stanley? Who are they?” Accrington Fans to 15ers: “Watney Cup? What is that?”

Did they have to pop into the library to use a photocopier?

I said it the other day. I think the bloke is a comedy genius. He knows that his audience have incredible delusions of grandeur, are completely deluded, thinks that winning the Watney Cup on penalties during the 1970’s automatically elevated their status to “massive club” and that they probably have other psychological problems after devouring a 1 star food rated Diamond Kebab following a night in Chasers drinking bottles of piss and getting off with their sisters. So he has played right into their hands. I bet he will be darning a tee-shirt with Holloway’s head on it next with a speech bubble saying “Let’s all play ‘Find The Sheed’ed’” and quoting the glory days of 1990 where winning the title meant nothing, but stealing the title from “The Sh1t” and getting one over on they gurt Ted’s meant everything. The 6 fingered ones will be jizzing on their giros and reminiscing about the Tote End by 8am in the Kingswood Colliers tomorrow.

As quoted in the Evil Post today the new Sag Manager was quoted as saying “felt honoured to be interim charge of such a big club”. You’ve got to give it to him, he has either got a cracking sense of humour, or is one sarcastic ****** (depending on how you interpret the written word) Let’s just remind ourselves of how big Rovers are.... Yeah, he’s hilarious as far as I’m concerned...”Big” ?

Except they are all Tote Enders ?

He is their greatest manager. After 92 years he managed to take them into non-league oblivion. What a memorable season that was too. One minute the headlines were “Rovers confident they will make the playoffs” only to be followed up with “Don’t think Rovers will make the playoffs” and then they derailed out of the football league and we had two divorces and the fatcher years. Since Oggie Doggie Darrell took over they gave a gift and they kept on giving.

Surely they are the record holders for ground squatting? Nice for them to rank alongside the defunct Watney Cup, and getting knocked out of the League Cup before it even started as some of their greatest Tinpot achievements? In other news..... Altogether now....”How much is that doggy in the window?”.....

Hahahahaha. Brilliant Jord! What a legend. Will buy that man a beer when I see him next

More like......Wael Al-Qadi, Let them know ‘these things take time’

All the sentimental Sags I know are saying “Thanks for the memories Darrell”......Yeah I agree with them....thanks Darrell

I hope Barnet reminded the Sags that they didn’t have an open top bus tour for winning the conference when Rovers had one for finishing second?

He might as well be playing for City because as soon as he puts on a ‘red shirt’ he will be disowned and banned from the ground. They’ll turn their backs on him because it’s an insult for anyone associated with the Sags to don anything red. Even Santa has to be blue in their portaloo grotto. They will never forgive him unless he insists on wearing blue, even if it means he has to play in goal, or it will be ’Sheeeeed’ead Sheeeeed’ead’ every time he touches the ball when he comes back to Rovers. He’ll probably have to move house 3 or 4 times. ******* snake!

Herein lies the problem with the Sags. They see us as ‘arrogant’ with a ‘chip on our shoulders’, ‘up our own arses’ and ‘believe we are sleeping giants’....even though all we have done is support City as opposed to them. This totally twisted and deluded view of City fans provides them with all the ‘ammo’ that they need to feel hard done by and play the victim. They won a game on the weekend and we lost at Reading and suddenly they all crawled out from under their rocks “Singing the blues” and delighting in our defeat at Reading....and they aren’t obsessed like the “gurt Teds”. I don’t see the same delightful outpouring when we win and they lose....I don’t.....but none of them can contain themselves, NONE of them!

I’m currently on a boat with a load of Stokies, a few fellow City fans and a Gashead. The good thing is that mostly everyone hates Pulis. I am just waiting to remind the Gashead to remember to turn his clocks back 18 years tonight

Helllooooooooo. Hey? I gotta say it....unlucky da shit!

How could I forget. They are that old that they are the special edition “Ashton Gate Eight & Onion”

Pasty from the condemned pasty shack might be a good shout. We can sit down on the cheap and nasty white plastic chairs in a tent and reminisce about yesteryear when City used to have a rival club in Bristol before IKEA took the Tote End

I might take The Gap out this weekend to celebrate being old enough to drink alcohol. I will also be turning my clock back an hour whilst The Gap turns theirs back 18 years! Mind The Gap! #Tinpot

I have made a video of their comedic acts to this song. I regularly play it in my car around Kingswood. I have been reacted to bitterly and offered out since. However, considering that I was simply responding to their questions is bizarre to say the least?!!!! Standard response from a set of Neanderthals with the emptiest bag of retorts in the entire football league!

Oh they had to hear the commentary and delight of snakey scoring. Brilliant! They must have been voming with the intensity of the pain!

They were asking “Whur r all you gurt Ted’s then?” on Saturday and they were all singing the blues, but as always, the gift immediately gives back. The ‘******* snake’ who we are supposed to be ‘spitting all over with hatred’ notches, we win 3-0, they lose and their tent is round the wrong way. Yes we are still here Sags, you lost and you have got to swallow that bitter bitter snake pill again!!!! Fantastic! You lot always shoot your bolt far too early. When will you ever learn? Tinpot. Mind the Gap!

Your Svengali isn’t far wrong, although Hunt and Weimann look ok in fairness.

You can see it a mile off, and the worst thing is that Boro haven’t exactly come at us all guns blazing either?!