Gert Mare

Lansdown is going to be blamed for Bath City getting a new ground I expect.

They only have themselves to blame for being locked out then?! They tried to apply for tickets but their crayons don’t work on a computer screen and they can’t spell for shit. Writing “Prowed Wembly” isn’t going to get them very far. Still, they have the club phone line but no doubt over-exaggerated the phone number by adding more digits than were necessary and failed to get through. Tinpot. Neanderthal. Mind the Gap.

Not the bloke with the glasses and his Neanderthal Tote End mate that actually offered someone out aggressively just because he mentioned City during a conversation with someone else?

They hold the record in 2014 for the most banning orders of any club in the entire country.

Always the victim. Perhaps they should go on Wolves forum like they did on Man City’s forum last season telling them how hard done by they are, seeking reassurance that they are loved by Wolves whilst pathetically begging them to put an end to City’s winning streak. They say that if we love our children we try to educate them not to make the same mistakes as we did in life.....with the exception of a Gashead who thrusts a blue and white quartered baby grow on to their child before they have had time to have the umbilical cord removed, condemning the poor child to a lifetime of soul destroying hoofball and paranoid delusions like that Sag *****.

Would make a change from them blaming a ‘Ted for being in the AWAY end!

They are getting 2008itis I think? The very thought of the bankrupt 82ers possibly reaching the Premier League is a step too far. They must be feeling sick to the pit of their stomachs already and you can notice the colour draining from their faces everywhere. You can see the fear setting in as it did back then. I think going up would be the final straw for many Sags and they’ll have a TOTEal meltdown. They’ll turn on Wally and they will start getting funny with Ted’s entirely without any provocation whatsoever. But then, come the beginning of the following season they’ll all be chirping and be putting their money on us being relegated, they will love every second of it and will be posting all kinds of jibes. They’ll have new hero’s like Aguero to invite to their annual 2nd May reunion parties where they all get their ageing tote ends out for a mutual tug.

No mate. Just the details of the winning streak. No mention of the Sags whatsoever. I might has well had urinated on and then burnt a Rovers shirt. Can’t mention City at all without them steaming in. Would have understood it better had I said “Haha **** Off Gas”, but I never mentioned them at all. You know what they are like though? Dishing it out when they win a game and we lose, but as soon as we post one thing positive about our club they’re off. They have a completely different mentality altogether.

I posted one thing about City’s winning streak and the Sags bit immediately like I was directing my delight at them. Unbelievable.....then again.....

Tinpot A term used to describe something that is either of low quality, has a poor reputation or is unknown altogether, has an insignificant history or any combination of the aforementioned. The term is often used to describe English football (that's soccer to our Yankee & Aussie friends) clubs that occupy the lower reaches of the English footballing pyramid. These clubs are characterised by; a) Terrible quality of football, often of amateur and semi-professional standards and occassionally even pub side quality, b) Very small fanbases resulting in low attendance figures and small travelling crowds (away support in football parlance), c) Diminutive and often run-down stadiums with poor amenities (portable toilets in place of functioning bathrooms), minimal seating and cover, often resulting in spectators being exposed to the harsh conditions of the English weather, d) A baren trophy cabinet, or if they are lucky, a handful of local cups on a shelf that nobody outside of the club has heard of, e) A shocking bank balance as the clubs just about manage to pay the bills. However, in recent years more often than not the clubs end up in administration, f) Having to go back to 1927 to find an occassion or person that would be deemed to be notweorthy in the world of English football. Often, upon coming across a fan of a more reputable club, they will eagerly tell said fan of their grand days of the 1927/28 season in an attempt to make their club seem relevant, ''Last Tuesday night we was away to tinpot Bristol Rovers and as usual we was confined to the open terraces of the East Stand, exposed to the pissing rain and lashing winds. It was grim as ****, made only worse by the excuse of a football game we witnessed along with 3,000 other miserable fans.'' - said the fan of equally tinpot Southend United to his mate.”

From this moment on he will be known as Gabriel Noshow

It’s probably because Wycombe deservedly rib them for ‘celebrating staying up’ on Wycombe’s pitch before ‘giving the gift’ of total humiliation and relegation out of the football league the following weekend. Sags have a problem counting with their 6 digits on each hand. Couldn’t do the relegation maths, the actual ‘Wembly’ attendance maths, and away support maths in comparison to the ‘gert Ted’s’. Well, it’s simple really, the non-obsessed probably sang enough songs about City over the 90 minutes that people thought they must be City. Grrrr ‘Gert pesky Ted’s’ disguised as faithful and truers!

I know a few Gasheads that will still boycott the Sunderland game as they already believe that drawing Sunderland would probably mean game over for them in this competition anyway. The competition has been seriously devalued by the inclusion of under 21’s teams to benefit the elite Premier League clubs. If it was City in the same position I would boycott it myself, so fair play to the Gasheads who stay true to their word on that one.

As many would have predicted. The competition doesn’t want a Rovers v Bury final. They will be gutted that Rovers are the home team. They fancied a second cup final outing in Sunderland this year, and remember it’s the only club that could have housed Rovers super massive away following. You could argue that Portsmouth could have, but Gas Logic would have you think that Portsmouth are smaller than Rovers, considering the yard stick is Sheffield Wednesday. Just think of all those Teds in the away end? How can you distinguish one as they will all be decked out in red and white? Oh well, it won’t matter because Gasheads will be boycotting the match anyway I suspect?

In other words they are asking to be put to sleep, which by all accounts is exactly what happened last Saturday at the Mem with what was described as one of the worst performances in a long time.

I’ve got a video clip of the Fulham v Rovers game which is about 2 seconds long. Commentator Brian Moore says “Fulham against Bristol Rovers, thousands were locked out”. I’ve also got Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday saying “And it is all over for Bristol Rovers, Mind the Gap” when Rovers were relegated out of the football league.

It might be the last time they will ever get the chance to visit Wembley ever again if the fraudsters pull the plug. Makes a change to visit a hotel as opposed to a camp site.

Considering that they have polled top of the list for the amount of offenders in the past (all of which were actually Teds in disguise) they should add a lot of value to this. Newcastle are involved too I see so they are not alone when it comes to the punching of horses.

Perhaps we could put up some banners at the bottom of Kingswood High Street for when they get back if they have lost filled with derogatory comments? Returning their compliments of course.

They had an open top bus tour remember for finishing 2nd in the Conference. Barnet (who went up as Champions) didn’t bother having one. The reality is that they will probably take 26,000 of which (according to #Gaslogic) will mainly be made up of Ted’s hoping to see the Sags get beat. There will also be 20k locked out who stopped off at Wycombe on the way to smash up some of their manors, like the Harvester and Little Chef. Then they will go on and on about how they took over 40,000 (even though this will be factually incorrect of course), how loyal and true they all are and whilst pulling each other off they’ll be singing songs about the Teds, asking where all the Teds have gone, go on about how they’ll be coming for us again, how much better atmosphere they created than the Teds (but not wish to discuss the pre-match standard violent outbursts by their Neanderthal Tote Enders obviously). My retort would simply be....”Well, as cup competitions go, if you win a trophy 3 times then you used to get to keep it, so technically you’ve just won the Sheed’ead Trophy. Now go and stick it next to the defunct Watney Cup and enjoy League 2”

Bristol City (1982) Ltd as a company was wound up in 1996, so it’s not even relevant anymore, unlike 2015, the year that the Sags joined the Football League. As someone said a few years ago, talking about 1982 is like kicking a dog that is already dead. It’s utterly pathetic and has no effect on any City fan I know. However, mention “Tinpot” and Rovers in the same sentence to any Sag and you’d better stand well back! A bloke who used to delight in letting me know when City were losing, along with his mate who used to get really excited about City losing and would do an excited squeally laugh as if he was literally ejaculating into his trousers at the very thought that City were losing. This is the Sags all over.