Gert Mare

I know. Never ever get bored of it. Have to pinch myself just to believe that it actually happened and how hilarious it was.

I’ve done a 3rd May commemorative video with the best bits of that day including a bit of Jeff Stelling enthusing about their relegation and some flashbacks to the premature celebrations at Wycombe the week before. It’s on its way to @Ska Junkie if you could do the honours?....The gift that keeps on giving.

@Ska Junkie Might be able to do the honours. He still has my Mike “Mash-Up” I believe? I will no doubt be playing it full blast down the A38 later this evening.

It just added to the comedy. It really was a balls up of epic proportions. They couldn’t have been dumped out of the football league any better in my opinion. From celebrating like bellends at Wycombe and singing songs about how everyone was going to believe them that they are staying up only to have the very same side assist with slamming a nail into their coffin the following week. From Agent Ward, to dopey crying, from two divorces to “City fans in the away end waiting for us”, to Colin Daniel dress in a black Rovers away shirt slamming in that beauty off the posts to their rioting and steward/horse punching exploits. Family club mind! FAMILY CLUB! It couldn’t have been a better day if it had been scripted!

Just been listening once again to “Two Divorce Mike” as fresh and as funny as it was back in 2014.

Happy 3rd of May.....Sir Colin Day. What a joyous day to celebrate. Especially when the Sags open up to it by trying to cling on in desperation to 1990. That ain’t a patch on the calamity that unfolded in 2014. They talked of the playoffs all season and then shit themselves on the last day and crashed out of the football league having celebrated staying up the week before prematurely. There were 27 different permutations that day and only 3 of them would see the Sags relegated to the Non League where they should still be today. It was the best day of my life at the time. Only bettered by City’s League and Cup double the following season.

Hopefully he is looking at some guy ropes and some sturdy pegs at the moment. The wind doesn’t half get up around Muller Road

Has anyone got the photos of the presentation we made to Sir Colin? The Gasheads I know we’re particularly riled by those!!!

Isn’t it just?! Just when you poke fun at them for being just a bunch of obsessed and deluded pillocks a happy clapper breaks rank and goes all overboard about our form after just 20 odd games and a pointless cup run in a competition that we are never likely to win whilst in the Championship anyway?!!! SIR Colin Daniel i’ll have you know! Me too. It was the only thing left at the time that they had over us that carried any credibility, in the fact that they had never been in the bottom tier.....mind you they passed that with gusto in 2014 and oh how we will celebrate again in just a few hours (incidentally making their 2nd of May even more insignificant than it already was). I remember my neighbour destroying his recently purchased season ticket raffle book stating that he would not go to watch them again until they were out of the basement. **** me, I saw the *** on the pictures of their open top bus tour for coming second in the Vanarama mind....He obviously couldn’t wait what he thought would be an eternity for them to get back to League One. Fortunately for him he didn’t have to wait too long although he has probably forgotten all about his statement and is likely to offer me out in a KFC if I pointed it out to him. ******* victim!

And thousands banging on about 1982 with absolutely no recollection of anything earlier than the 1990s. Talk about scraping the ******* barrel?!!!!!

Exactly....but still the dopey ******* say “Happy 2nd May”....I’m inclined to agree. Still, come 28th October GAP will reach voting age and will be able to tear up Gloucester Road in a souped up Nova.

It was just a shame that it was created by a City fan who got carried away far too early. Must only have been about 12 as anyone who has supported this club for decades will know that we are serial chokers.

Seen it and said “Yes....2001 Basement Rovers. Looking forward to tomorrow though for even bigger celebrations!”

One of our deluded rose tinted spec brigades created a “City Promotion Party” on Facebook for May 6th after we beat Man United. Total knee jerk reaction that has come back to bite hard on the arse. The group is open and most of the Tote Enders have signed up.

If he’s lucky he might get a pasty from the condemned shack! #Tinpot

They’ve reserved him a white plastic chair in the tent and given him and out of date packet of crisps.

Kudos to the 82er!

Lee who? Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the biggest legend EVER to wear a Rovers shirt......

They also made a video. I have a few photos from the original footage.....

If you compare Gypsies to Sags I am sure that the Gypo’s might take offence as it would make them appear worse than they actually are.

Or “The Squatters” which is what they have been for the majority of their life as a football league club.

On this day in 1986 a massive 3,576 Sags (and 20,000 locked out) turned up to watch their last ever match as Eastvile Squatters. En masse they piled into the IKEA end and paid a massive 50p for their programme which had a picture of them unsurprisingly scoring against “The Shit” on the front. (Not at all obsessed with us are they?) Massive Club.

Yep. Whilst you scrounge for free transfers and journeymen.

Tinpot. Even being quoted in the same breath as Accrington Stanley as shit places for Sunderland to visit next season.....and they still talk about themselves as a big club. Incidentally, a friend has recently had a baby and the first picture was of the baby forced into a Sag clown costume. I’ve reported the incident to Social Services.

A lot of filled trollies just left though and not paid for......well hard!