Gert Mare

1)?.....Let’s get that out of the way first.... 2) ???? What an absolute pillock! 3) There aren’t that many Rovers around when you think one of them is called “United” you absolute belter! Aside from that you have Blackburn and a little club from Nailsworth who aren’t a million miles away from leaving you lot in their shadow too! 4) And if you had your way by crying like babies to the FA there would have been one team playing in quarters. In 2015 there was only one team playing in quarters in the football league and it wasn’t the Sags as they were playing in a park league against the likes of Alfreton whilst being sponsored by a pub. 5) Goodnight Irene, a song about someone whose total success lasted a week, lives in the past, moves their place of residence regularly from the actual town to somewhere else and then back again and considers suicide on a regular basis because they can’t come to terms with the fact that the good old few days are gone forever. He is far too deluded to get over it and accept fact and as a result, remains in an eternal state of depression and misery. Yep, that pretty much sums Rovers to a tee! The song is so ‘unique’ that the Sags have actually played the whole thing out on the pitch and in the stands! ? Mazen!!! The other song they like to belt out is “Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues”, but they never sing the other verses...... ”I never felt more like crying all night, cuz everything’s wrong and nothing ain’t right....” and ” I never felt more like RUNNING AWAY...” 6) No other team are called the pirates and gas because no other club is a bunch of gypsy, squatting thieving ***** who are totally full of guff! 7) You would never trade all of that to be in City’s position? Ok, well good luck with all that then. Don’t forget to turn the lights out the next time you drop out of the Football League. 18 years. Mind The Gap!

Nah, Family club banning orders.

Here you go...

Yeah, but you know that they would take 40,000 with loads of shitheads going to see them lose and not forgetting all those who would no doubt be locked out? I corrected a Gashead when they quoted 40,000 but they picked up on it instantly and said 40,000 but more aggressively.....like they do ?

With Sunderland now being their second club because they are “lovely” just like Wael I wonder if they will all dress up in red and white for the final and watch it on TV? Here’s a sight they will probably never see though......

Exactly Banbury. They were still talking about making the playoffs until about 3 games to go and what a pleasure it was watching their doom unfold on the best Soccer Saturday of all time....3rd May 2014. They were literally in the bottom 2 for minutes rather than weeks and it was ******* hilarious! I was so happy I went on an almighty session and ended up on the big white telephone to hugh and ralph, but it was worth it. Oh, to witness scenes like that again. It would be priceless!!!

Who isn’t? They are looking at it.

Well done Doncaster United....UNITED! ?! UNITED! ?! I wonder if they all feel like singing the blues today then? Let me have a FB check......... No, the silence is deafening. The odd comment about how shit City’s new badge is, oh, but the 1894 date seems to have ruffled their feathers a little....a little outpouring of 82 I see. No more comments after the final whistle though....off to crawl back into their holes bricking it about relegation, contemplating a mass petition against Wally and back to pretending City doesn’t exist. Win Saturday mind and they will all be singing the blues again. ******* morons.

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Yeah, they are arranging for Diane Abbott to announce the figures to their fans, although she may turn the opportunity down as she doesn’t have any time for racists.

Mo Money, no problems. I’ve taken several newbies to the mem this season and they loved it. The whole identity of the club is unique. They’ve supported all sorts of teams throughout the footballing period and all agree the sense of community found at rovers isn’t replicated too much elsewhere. I agree with the exception of probably the Ku Klux Klan community of course ??

It’s the same reason they think we are bothered in some way about 1982. They haven’t even got a half decent retort with the sheer amount of gifts that they have given us in recent years. In terms of banter they are 6 foot under! I was only saying a few weeks ago that they ram their kids in Rovers baby grows and plaster it all over Facebook as it’s the only way that they are ever going to get any future support and then they go and make a corporate video about the very same thing. FPMSL. ? ? ?

Supporters of both come from all over Bristol and surrounding areas for goodness sake, surely the Teds are not afraid of a bit of competition from rag bag Rovers are they?any way anything that winds em up is OK by me,for a club less with less than 40 years of history they should be grateful to have what they have and not be worried about little old Rovers!! No Sag, we’re not afraid as we have absolutely nothing to be afraid of. Isn’t it YOU who are supposed to be coming for US? The video didn’t wind us up, we thought it was another hilarious gift to add to the collection. All it has succeeded in doing is pushing the Dustbin thread ever closer to 1000 pages. Because when I go over the suspension bridge I think of the ?. ???? You can’t miss it. However, if he had ran past the homeless in the Bear Pit then you’d have a better idea that it was a Rovers fan. Even at birth his obsession with Teds meant her had to run past Ashton Gate for no apparent reason on his way to the club shop to buy a baby grow to put the kid in before the poor child had time to be ******* weighed. That’s the paranoia of Gasheads who know that their club is ****** and dying. It’s comedy gold. Ted logic. They are known as the robins but want the bridge to identify. “Ted Logic”? Obviously a Dustbin thread regular. Nothing wrong with a bridge that overlooks the ground being used to identify Bristol City. It makes sense. Like the pirate for you lot - homeless thieving scum - yeah that’s about right too I suppose? know what you mean but I did not take any notice of that place, I'm just laughing that they think the bridge is theirs. To be fair they find any little thing they can to laugh at us so no change there, I personally laugh that they were formed in 1982 Nowhere near as much as we laughed on 3rd May 2014 when Colin Daniel sent you into the abyss in a Rovers shirt. Laugh? I couldn’t stop. Two divorces, City fans waiting outside for us, punch a horse, banning orders all over the shop. Superb. Some Sags can’t even remember 1982 and we stayed in the league. 1982 is the celebrated saving of our club you ******* donuts. It’s ridiculous how you keep this one going. GHS 15 year olds going on about 1982. ******* belters. All this is very handy for the sh** at this point in time It deflects from the current crisis which history will record as the great choke of 2019 Now **** off , go and re-count what you’ve spent for no success whatsoever and remember ......only two years left to Europe .... Deluded, paranoid sleeping giants Great choke of 2019? Happy for you to forget about the choke of 2018 which was slightly bigger than this one you muppet. Deluded? - Um, I think you’ll find that’s you lot....Paranoid? - Ramming babies in Rovers baby grows....yep, you again I’m afraid......Sleeping giants? - Nope, think we understand how difficult the Championship is and are realistic, but there is no doubt that we have the facilities to accommodate Premier League football. There is only one Tinpot club that I can think of who are Deluded, Paranoid and think that they are Sleeping Giants.........ahh yes, here we go, and straight from the horse punchers mouth...... We’re sleeping on potential, we all know it. It angers us at times. But it’s part of the fun. ?

@bodin See below and my previous comments. I only speak the truth when it comes to your club. We don’t make shit up and then believe it. Seeing as you’re not coming for us anytime soon it looks like you lot are singing the other song constantly for 90 minutes! Deluded and obsessed Gasheads. ? ? ??

And Rovers were known as Non-League Bristol Rovers in 2014 and are now officially known as Tinpot Bristol Rovers with the nickname “15ers”. That should just about tie it all up.

As their anthem goes “Sometimes I have a great notion, to jump in the river and drown”.......

Oooh, 82ers! My we are really bothered about that one from the 15ers mind! ? ? They are even talking about ‘Ted Logic’ FFS! They are so unoriginal. Shows they read this thread then, even though they refuse to admit it. Stick a baby in a Rovers baby grow before it has time to think for itself. That just about sums them up. It’s the only way they will get any future supporters. This is what they do. I’ve seen plenty of Sags ram their 3 day old in a Rovers kit and plaster it all over Facebook. The mother in the video is probably his sister anyway. Why would he run from Southmead to the Rovers shop via Clifton anyway unless he was ******* obsessed with Ted’s? Absolute belters. The gift have just giveth again!

Sag 3 (Locked Out): We were like every team’s cup final in the Conference. They were amazed at our massive away following. We were locked out. Don’t know why they closed all the pubs for miles around though because we’re a family club and everyone loves us? Even (Racist)ies.

Sag: Hey it’s page 982 as in 1982, eh sheed’eads? Get it? 1982, ‘82, 82ers. You’re really bothered about 1982 aren’t you?.......Hello? Ted’s? 82! EIGHTY TWO haha 1982, 82 plc. Ted: 2015 Sag: No, not the same, we weren’t bankrupt, why are you always picking on us? Typical Teds, always starting shit. We’ve got a massive away following and Sunderland love us more than you. Run away like you did in KFC for starting on us. Tote End Aggro. Please Mr Policeman we are a family club, tell us you love us more and arrest those nasty Ted’s for picking on us...

An updated version....a much more realistic view.....

Here it is in all its laughable glory.....

In true Sag style they went completely over the top with their celebrations in attracting new owners regardless of whether it was going to bring them any future success or not. They were desperate, absolutely desperate, and Mr “Hello, unlucky da shit” was your typical Sag. Not just content with having new owners, but just couldn’t resist the temptation to have a dig at City. This is why they are the gift that keeps on giving. Had he not mentioned “da shit” then he wouldn’t have got half as much stick, but he couldn’t help himself and totally dropped his pants without waiting to see exactly how the Al Qadis would run the club. He wasn’t alone. The “It’s official, oldest, wealthiest club in the West” picture came out, goading Ted’s. Most sensible people (which was most City fans and a number of cautious Sags) wanted to see some evidence that the Al Qadis were going to invest and move the Sags forward before getting caught up in the hype, but right from the very first interview with Hamer you got the impression that the takeover wasn’t quite the scenario that Sags had been spouting off about whilst goading us. If you watch Steve Hamers interviews and check out his body language (not what he says) you can see that he is very guarded. I smelt a rat very early on, but it seems that deluded Sags were caught up in finishing 2nd in the Conference, having an open top bus tour to celebrate and carrying Wally down Gloucester Road like he was some sort of Messiah, even though all he had done at the time was to invest in a new scoreboard. Now the polish is well and truly off of the turd the Sags are acting like victims again. Well Saggies, you set yourselves up for a massive fall. You should have been content with still having a club instead of giving it the biggun to the Teds. You will never learn though. You are driven by impulse, a deep rooted jealousy of anything and everything City and a constant belief that you are hard done by with off the scale delusions of grandeur. As long as you continue to be like that this thread will always exist, as will your gifts.

http://sendvid.com/8dlh58wv Just for you @bodin Thanks for all of the lovely ? you have given us over the years. Here is a collection of just a few.....Of course your supporters aren't obsessed with Ted's are they? Enjoy x