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They took 39,000 ‘to Wembley’. They didn’t all have tickets to ‘enter’ Wembley. There were plenty locked out and no doubt the only thing they ‘entered’ that day was each other.

Don’t go there when we constantly try to rape Barnsley! Did someone say “Wael of Fortune”?....... Tentstock ??Please god.....I’ve got Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman “Time to say Goodbye” lined up ready......

?? And yet they get all shirty when we go on about Colin Daniel.......

But we’ll always have Colin Daniel putting them out of the football league altogether. It’s beyond clutching at straws with that mob. Same with 1982. They have nothing of note over us for 29 years. They had their Tote End reunion yesterday with Rickie Lambert where they probably all asked him to relive “That Goal” before having a little tug. They won nothing and went on to lose the final, a a final which we have won more than any other club. They are fan base who is stuck in the past because they have no future. Sad *****! It took the shine off what was a great season. It wasn’t a tragedy because we went up and then Fruity Mullet fcucked off and along came Agent Dobson who promised to turn Rovers into a “Footballing Side” rather than a bunch of hoofballers looking for “Big Dev”. He succeeded in turning them into relegation fodder and they banged back down to the 3rd tier in style. Superb. Bit pricey for a plastic chair, a portaloo Santa’s Grotto and an out of date packet of crisps from the condemned pasty shack!

We’ve been poor all season mind Geoff an’it? Yep, I was gonna say “City losing”

The 3rd May. The day that the 2nd May paled into total insignificance. Anyone who still celebrates 2nd of May are just asking for a 3rd May bonanza!!!!

2nd May....”Let’s all play find the City fan” 3rd May....”I’ve been frew two divorces.” “There are City fans waiting for us outside” ??? P.S. Happy 2nd May to you too....

#Theyrenotobsessed

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Tiny Tinpot Rovers....The “Tiny Tins” ?

I can't believe how supporters who have put their own stewards in hospital, pelted an injured player whilst being stretchered off, punched a horse (twice), started a riot and then blamed someone else, who have been pulled up on numerous occasions for being racist, let their kids go in a filthy old portaloo to see Santa dressed in blue and who punch the opposition players in the back of a net can possibly claim to have more 'class' than Bristol City fans? I suspect they get the £9.50 Sun holiday vouchers and book a week at Pontins Brean too. Their delusion is in another stratosphere.

Watch Babestation with glee Whilst spanking the monkey That's the Rovers Go to the Colony But there's **** all to see That's the Rovers If you're on crack and dense And you phone Twentypence That's the Rovers

I spoke to some Sags yesterday afternoon and let them know about their new TV being purchased from Steve Lansdown. A frantic search of Stadia Solutions on Google took place insinuating that I was a WUM Shithead Lady Garden, but when it was confirmed to be true the look on their faces was absolutely priceless. Heads were in hands. The best was when one lad said “We’re a ******* joke!”.....Yep, a massive one too ? The gift ? has given again. Oh, and they were ‘Singing The Blues’ again come 5 o’clock.

Franchise TV club!

When you buy a TV From Lansdown’s family That’s the Rovers

When your local’s The Lamb And you lose to Chesham That’s the Rovers When you can’t have a laugh And you’ve squatted in Bath That’s the Rovers When your old England shirt On the back says “Lambert” That’s the Rovers When you take more away And all bum Holloway That’s The Rovers

When you offer a pound Just to steal someone’s ground That’s the Rovers

Never felt more like....bollocks...shut up....ssh....ssh....they don’t exist....82.

Nah, the merger of Rovers and Forest Green to become Forest Green Rovers perhaps?

The big TV screen showing a photo of Matty Taylor about to come on accompanied by the chant about how much he hates Rovers. Welcome to Bristol Darrell.

I barked at him a few times to try and get his attention, then when he looked round I whimpered like Lassie. It was just like his on pitch performance 3rd May 2014....Whimper Whimper. Mind The Gap.

Print this bastard! ? ? the lot of them. ?

When you can’t pay your bills And your staff rob the tills That’s the Rovers