Gert Mare

Don't stirrup trouble!

What a gift! There is so much material out there!

No, nothing from your innocent mob is there? I seem to recall hundreds (probably thousands if you lot were counting) singing heartily about Dean Windass in Portugal last week?

Bradshaw/Flook have put a bid in

Standard response from Sag at the end of the conversation. Surprised you weren't offered out as well?

In the days of Park Furnishers I reckon it was probably Toshiba

Park Furnishers and Hireite mind

Something to do with drugs I think? Mind you, you would need to be on drugs to find hoofball (no horse jokes intended) entertaining at the Minimal Stadium I suppose?!

What goes around and all that!

I see that they have just signed someone called Broadbent. Does that mean that he is more bent than Junior Bent? Where is the lady garden Keith Valle to announce it on matchdays or is he still banged up?

They did provide us with loads of Vanarama gifts during their open top bus parade season for finishing 2nd in Non League football. (Remember that the Champions Barnet did NOT have an open top bus parade....but City DID, so that had absolutely nothing to do with Rovers having one did it???!!! Tinpot!). Whilst discussing the Vegan menu at Forest Green on Slagchat rather than discuss the dismal result one fan said he'd rather have a Veggie burger than a Shergar Burger any day, and then they trot out all of the horse jokes......The horse punchers hoofing around with horse jokes on their forum mind!!! They never fail to entertain us. The gift has just given again!

Deluded in every way, mind you they are the 6th richest club in England with the squeaky tightest of budgets!

Look at this shite on Slagchat! By now, they should have been in the prem. Jesus, compared to what other teams have spent, they should be pushing for Europe...I was so upset, growing up in the 80s and 90s and seeing the way some of their absolute scumbags behaved (and we really weren't half as bad, they were effectively committing acts of terrorism on us)....I almost lost hope. It seemed to be a cruel joke that they were bestowed with riches and we got L2 and 20 years of humiliation.I've been waiting, and waiting, for that inevitable day where they catipulted up the leagues....it didn't happen, did it.Now, the championship is as competitive as ever. Steve Lansdown is not as big a fish in that league, with more and more foreign investment. I am feeling they lost their chance. They were too rich for the championship for many years, thank god for Dean Windass. Oh boo boo, those nasty Sheeds and us poor defenceless Family Club supporters with nearly more banning orders than most clubs in the football league! Woe is us, how unfairly treated we are boo hoo, thank you Dean Windass even though we don't obsess about Ted's and are no t envious in any way shape or form. Makes my ******* piss boil!!!! Deluded *****

Oh, 'tis 100% accurate. A bit of sun, a bit of booze, Dean Windass and a few tubes of lube and they are in their element

It goes something like this.....There's only onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne Dean Windass, onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne Dean Windass, walking along singing a song, walking in a Windass wonderland.....DEANO DEANO DEANO DEANO. .....but it is the Ted's who are obsessed with THEM remember.....Tinpot lady gardens!

Fixed it for you!

They actually used to sound 1940's air raid sirens in the streets surrounding Twerton when Chris McClean was playing.

She did gamble it all on the Gas going up with Matty Taylor scoring a hat trick on the last game, and on the Sheeds to go down. Sadly it's a common theme with Gasheads letting their hearts rule their heads!

Why don't they sign Dean Windass? They seem to love him so much. Surely he is in their price range and most certainly available on a free!

Schoolboy error. We were only formed in 1982 remember? Ltd.

Says the mob that obsessed and literally jacked off and went through a ton of Kleenex when Rickie Lambert got picked for England even though he was playing for Southampton at the time. They went out and bought England shirts with his name on the back and placed bets on him scoring and plastered it all over Facebook. Massive POT and KETTLE springs to mind. Stupid stupid Lady Gardens!

Great work that day from "Agent" Lee

Just for all the Gasheads obsessing over this obsession thread here is a little bit of porn for you:-