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And still 4 pages in to their match day thread they haven't mentioned him once. Even when they posted the team sheet they just can't bear to utter the name Sir Colin Daniel, just like someone who has suffered a massive trauma they are blocking it out. Hope Sir Colin gets on the scoresheet today. I bet they'll shout "Sheed'ead" if he scores!

No Stu Sinclair had moved in. The council are trying to find him alternative accommodation.

Fixed it

Stuart Sinclair lives in it

Yeah, and they packed it all away in this and drove home.....

Funny they haven't mentioned his name yet. Too painful I suspect? Like watching the snake in a red shirt scoring goals They are too busy moving shit around trying to work out the best formation to keep the score line down.... On Loan Journeyman Freebie Cast off Mangadoo Tramp Swap Deal Youth Knees Gone Ted Trailist

Pffft, stats! What about the thousands locked out? What about those who started off for the game only to end up in police custody awaiting banning orders. Banning Orders + Locked Out Supporters = More loyal and faithful and true family supporters than the gurt Ted's! Uh huh Dean Windass huh huh huh

Bless them. They are discussing their FIFA 18 ratings and saying that the game is slow.....No, it's just that their players are shit. I have just got out FIFA15 to check their player ratings, but can't seem to find Rovers at all? Is there a bug in my copy of the game because surely Bristol's Barcelona should be in there?

Thank god a few of their supporters saw sense and basically told the deluded Sag not to make comparisons with City's support because it's less and he will look like a deluded *****. He tries to cover it over saying it's just a love-in, but I would bet my house on it that comparing their away support with the "Teds" is exactly why it was written in the first place. When are they gonna drop this "We are better supported away than the shit" bollocks? It's as pathetic as calling us 82ers. I have heard from Sags how all other clubs hate the shit but don't mind the gas. How anyone can like that bunch of racist horse punchers is beyond me. I wonder what Braintree fans would say about the family club, or 15 year old Wycombe fans who were threatened with violence by their 50+ year old Tote End *******? They are beyond hilarious. Tinpot pisspot rag baggers.

**** it......Merry Christmas.... 16% of a Tillson. It's a steal!

https://www.partypacks.co.uk/mobile/inflatable-snake-2-3m-pid89041.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwxo3OBRBpEiwAS7X62asYtG8v_bAdfEFfw_CWRdhUoxi2ILbJXxlSLzDD0deqPzFLmR3QbRoConUQAvD_BwE A discount on bulk purchases too. We should really play on it as they have made a massive thing about calling him the snake, so we know that anything snake related will as one of their fans said would be for them like watching your ex shag their new partner in your bed. Priceless!

If ever any proof was needed about how delusional Gasheads are the suggestion of Redknapp says it all!

Actually, I will leave this excerpt from an article on another thread about City's lightening relegation from 1st to 4th...... The departure of the Ashton Gate Eight didn’t bring with it an end to the problems faced by the club. A selling ban was put in place, and with debts and salary bills still high, an opportunistic offer was made by Martin Flook and Barry Bradshaw, the chairman and vice-chairman of Bristol Rovers, to purchase Ashton Gate for £450,000. The spectre of Bristol becoming a one-club city was averted, however. A share issue scheme failing to provoke local interest didn’t help the club in their battle to ward off their rivals’ advances. Just let that sink in for all of those fair weather supporters who don't mind the squatters......

City v Rovers derby at Ashton Gate

I'd love him to take the job too! Imagine when he goes through the squad using his trusty lines like "Cracking lad, I actually tried to sign him"....That would be hilarious! How can you try and fail to sign a free transfer?

There aren't enough hours in the day!

Redknapp! Redknapp! FML! Of course. How could he possibly turn down a position at one of Europe's biggest clubs?! Talk about delusions of grandeur! They have even infected Slocombe with their propaganda. He was referring to them as a big club....A big club?! They play in a Tinpot shithole ramshackled field with marquees and a cricket pavilion. They haven't got tuppence to scratch their arses with. Their history is a couple of lower division promotions, a Watney Cup which is as dead as the brand these days, and they are one of the football leagues newest clubs. So how does it make them big? Oh yeah, they can fill an away end but I suppose every game is like a Cup Final for such a Tinpot ragbag outfit! I guess every away day is like actually going to a proper professional football club rather than one step down from The Creek! Ok, so they took 40,000....sorry, 26,000 to Wembley but as you know the majority of those supporters are obsessed Ted's hoping to see them get turned over.....If you take Gas logic into the equation. Redknapp in?!.....Honestly, massive massive family club. They are so huge I'm surprised they aren't considering redeveloping the Mem to accommodate at least 60-80,000 faithful and true Gasheads? Just **** off and die Rovers you bunch of clowns and jokers.

Attendances is all they have got left to cling on to. My god they are so dead and buried it's unreal. All their loyal supporters who only ever bother to turnout when they play anyone any good must have felt the agony knowing that The Snake was putting in a man of the match performance in a red shirt. We know that they are the gift that keeps on giving, but the gift of Taylor for just a mere £300k was an exceptionally kind donation from the ragbag squatters. Tick tock.

The best way to answer a Sag obsessed with their away attendances in comparison to "The Shit".........Welcome To Bristol

axegas Club Legend 10 hours ago Quote Snakes just scored for the teds to put them 2-0

Oh, they are bleating about taking 2000 to Wolves. It must really be hurting them with the snake scoring tonight.....my heart bleeds.....not!

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