Gert Mare

Ahh, those years when it was so bad on the pitch that their supporters were more interested in coming top of the thuggery league table.

I'm in mourning. They are coming for us. Nothing to report tonight. Real Gaselona have shown what a massive powerhouse they are today. Top 6 budget. Championship ready sprinklers, quality pies. How many did they take today? 3.5 - 4K? How many were locked out and missed the goals? How many pubs did they smash up after? Any white plastic chairs missing from people's gardens? Any racial abuse?

Looks like Stuart Sinclair's property investments are ruined too looking at the state of those cardboard boxes!

I'm surprised that they haven't tried to colour blue quarters in with crayons?

Tinpot glory.......

So it's a toss up between Ian "How much of a berk do I feel (Well you are by default as you chose to support Ragass Tinpot FC)" from Fishponds or Alex and Ashley who chose to obsessively talk about the Teds just seconds after seeing their own club slide into oblivion?!

One of the callers on their Conference relegation phone in suggested that they took 45,000 to Wembley! I take it that nobody was locked out that day then?

No problem enjoy

As promised.....the whole aftermath of the Sags relegation to the conference..... Relive those magical moments...... http://www.mediafire.com/file/v7b78mmxd7eogbh/Sport_on_BBC_Bristol_-_Post-match_-_Post-match_reaction_p01y2903_default.mp3

You're welcome. They are downloadable too so it's a gift from the gift! I quite like playing them in the car with the window down about 4:50 on a Saturday. Sounds live then with their hero Twentypence literally tearing them a new one hahahahaha

They would have turned it straight off and put their foot through the TV whilst shouting "Shithead *****" I would expect.....

Pirate, Gypsy, Tramp it's all part of the Ragbag Tinpot DNA. I look at that shelter and I actually feel embarrassed for them, so god knows what they must be thinking......actually I know exactly what they are thinking...."FFS! Why do we keep doing things like this as we know that the Teds are immediately going to take the piss! Let's pretend it isn't happening. FTG"

Yeah Sum Ting Wong he made millions selling electrical appliances that start fires

COYR

Here is nice little collection of gifts with an appropriate tune from the Super Furry Animals aptly entitled "The Gift That Keeps Giving".. http://sendvid.com/332trh4x

Here is a joke one that I made https://instaud.io/1iNY The whole of Mikes call https://instaud.io/1iO0 And another one with Holloway's 1990 speech at the end....makes more sense now than it did back then. https://instaud.io/1iO2 You can download and enjoy.... Will try and find a way to get the whole shows uploaded. I might have to break them down when I have a bit more time, either later this evening or tomorrow. And a bonus video..... http://sendvid.com/l6789ifk My gift from the gift that keeps on giving......

Twenty man talks back is 33.7Mb Bristol Rovers Life After Relegation is 101Mb

Give me 10 minutes and I will log in and find out. It is excellent quality as it is ripped in digital so you can really hear Mike's blubbering

A conservative draw for me. Ipswich are no mugs.

How do I do that? I struggle even to post a YouTube vid on a post. I've got the full phone-in and the following Mondays post relegation phone-in

What about the belter who calls in to moan about City bias and then Geoff tells him that he was tuned in on the wrong frequency?!!!!!! Hahahaha what a complete bellend!

Yeah ok. It's the interview later on with two blokes who said that they could hear City fans singing City songs in the Mansfield end that cracked me up. They then went on to say that they were staying put in the ground because City fans were waiting outside for them.....paranoid Sags or what? Still obsessing about the shit just having got relegated out of the football league. Priceless!

I could do? I have just realised that it's not on my current device but is still saved in full on my hard drive. I will dig it out because I like listening to it and laughing in my car

GT: First caller is Mike, hello Mike? Mike: (Silent pause) GT: Mike? Tell us what you're thinking..... Mike: I've been frew two divorces, Labour, all frew tha fatcher years......(long pause whilst he sobs) inaudible A bit later..... Mike: It was all ground ground ground and they forgot about the team. At the end..... Mike: Take care yeah? (Boo hoo) Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha