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Gert Mare

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  1. I heard the other 15,000 were taking the Rainham Steel End unchallenged dressed as Tucker from Grange Hill shouting "Tote". The Kants from Kent thought they were shouting "Goat" and responded with "Goat Goat Goat shaggers".
  2. The phrase "Making shit up as he goes along" sprang to mind when I watched it Har!
  3. Yeah that's true, City fans singing City songs....the Blackthorn End didn't like it, and apparently there were loads of dirty Ted's waiting outside the Mem to take the piss, so all the fans stayed in the ground, rioted, picked up banning orders and punched a horse and it was all the Ted's fault!
  4. "And now you're gonna believe us (NO WE'RE NOT) and now you're gonna believe us (NO WE'RE NOT) and now you're gonna believe us (NO WE'RE NOT) the Gas are staying up (NO YOU'RE NOT!)"...... Still they never learned because a few seasons later it was.... "And now you're gonna believe us (NO WE'RE NOT) and now you're gonna believe us (NO WE'RE NOT) and now you're gonna believe us (NO WE'RE NOT) the SHIT ARE GOING DOWN (NO WE'RE NOT!)"...... No doubt they will prematurely ejaculate this again in the future and make themselves the laughing stock of the West once again! #Thegiftthatkeepsongiving
  5. I thought it was "Jumpers for goalposts, tents for stands"?
  6. Gasheads don't need toilets they prefer to stay completely full of shit!
  7. I hope it includes Tottenham in 1977.......Surely that was the best one of them all?
  8. For AWAY support they are top every year....according to them. It's all about AWAY support....They even wrote a book on it! These stats are of Zero interest to Gasheads. They are the most amazingly AWAY supported team in the country....Well, they are in the top one anyway!
  9. If it was at Trumpton there would be 20,000 locked out and we know that, with our shit 72 support at Scunthorpe on a Tuesday night. Disgraceful Teds!
  10. **** me, when did Nani join the Sags??????
  11. (To the tune of "It's Over" by Roy Orbison) Sheikh Hani doesn't love you anymore....... Goodbye to the old Tote End There's no money left to spend The UWE isn't happening anymore Irene time for you to die See Gas Scum now the end is nigh Sheikh Hani doesn't want you anymore It's Over It's time for the blue few To drop into League Two But oh what will you do When Wael say's to you That Clarke is through, we're in the poo, the poo It's Over It's Over It's Over No more highlights shown on Sky When you kiss the league goodbye You won't be "coming for us" anymore Administration comes to call Al-Qadi's left you with sod all They sold your ground for houses after all It's Over, It's Over, It's Over, BRISTOL ROVERS.......
  12. According to the BP:- Billy Bodin pens contract, midfielder and winger sign, new training ground - Bristol Rovers' dream January transfer window If only Carlsberg did Rovers fortunes....... Unfortunately they have to settle for Watney's!
  13. What are Sags doing in Pill?!!! That's a million miles away from Banjo Island...They are nearer Denny Island! Must have got lost!
  14. Rovers fans tell me that Kingswood is Gas, Cadbury Heath is Gas, Hanham is full of shitheads, Staple Hill is Gas, Fishponds is Gas, Eastvile is Gas, Patchway is Gas, Southmead is Gas, Filton is Gas, Horfield is Gas, Ashley Down is Gas and everywhere else is Somerset and full of shitheads.
  15. I could literally read their minds...."Ahhh ******* hell! The ******* shitheads are definitely going up now. ******* shithead *****. **** this I ain't staying here now listening to those ***** going on about it. I'm ******* off. ***** sake! ******* shitheads, **** right off FTG."
  16. Are you sure we don't know the same set of Sags? Blimey, they are all the same, clinging onto 1982, Windass and their away following myth. I wish I had taken a video on Friday night of the Sags faces as Flints winner went in. It was absolutely ******* priceless!!!!
  17. Well the club is 30 years behind the times as you know @bert tann
  18. Since when have the 15ers played "attractive football", can anyone hazard a guess? 1950's? 73/74? Apart from that it has been hoof hoof non-league pub team stuff hasn't it?
  19. Yes, he's one of the "Children of the Evolution"
  20. They have been raiding Stuart Sinclair's kitchen again!!!
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