Gert Mare

Hamer: Darrell, you'll be delighted to hear that the Al-Qadi family has accepted one of your 3 budget lists for players for the current transfer window.... Dopey: Listen, do you mean the Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland ones? Hamer: Absolutely. Having briefly discussed this for 3 seconds over afternoon tea in London I am pleased to announce that the Al-Qadis have chosen the list that we feel as a board reflects the best value for money and will help the club to achieve its longer term ambitions. Dopey: Listen, does that mean that I can strengthen my team now to challenge at the right end of the division by shopping at Waitrose? Hamer: Not quite, take another guess? Dopey: Listen, Aldi? Hamer: Almost there, the Al-Qadis have been gracious enough to offer you 3 attempts at this. You must agree that this is a very generous offer and reflects the family's long term commitment to this football club? Dopey: Listen, Poundland is out of the ******* question? Hamer: Well, not exactly, you'll be delighted to hear that Poundland is actually in the "******* question" as you excellently articulated just then. I'm sure that you are, as we are, absolutely delighted to be able to move forward now with the playing side in line with us moving forward as a club behind the scenes? Dopey: Listen.......**** off!

He wants to evolve, but for that Rovers need to go right back to the beginning so that every little thing seems like progress!!!!!!!!

Like their 'God' Ricky Lambert who thanked Southampton, Rochdale etc but no mention of the fewers

Die Rovers Die

Oh don't worry, they are already all over it on Facebook tonight....They've never felt more like singing the blues....

Like I said, it was almost a game every 2 - 3 days and it wasn't against Burton or Birmingham or Bolton. We never really stood a chance.

Didn't expect anything less than this today. Far too many games all close together with the Man Utd game on top, and long term injuries rather than short term ones. It's almost been a game every 2 to 3 days and against sides at the top. Still, not many other sides around us have capitalised over the Christmas break either, so we write it off and going again.

This is the mentality of them in a nutshell. Some of their Facebook updates included:- "Evening shitheads where are you all tonight then?" "My prayers have been answered tonight" "******* get in there. Have that you *****" "Shitheads where are you all?" "Have that you tossers. Where is your ball boy now?" Hope their Tinpot club dies in march

Did anyone notice during the London 2018 Firework celebrations they paused to say "MIND THE GAP"? I thought that was a lovely touch. Nice to get a mention after 17 years mind!!!

Those who don't give a shit about City were out in force again last night following our defeat to Wolves, apparently giving a shit about about City. Could somebody please produce a nice picture with the words "17 Years" inside a big shadow? If they are fishing then they can have one back, followed by the word Tinpot. They will probably offer me out and defreind me, but nothing new from the blue few there!

Shot ourselves in the foot there. 1 - 0 up against 10 men and the ball gets worked out to a player in space????? WTF then it's a pointless red card as they score from the resulting free kick and then he brings on a winger who only threatens with crosses, but to short men? At the expense of Brownhill a solid midfielder? Then Pack tries a cruyff turn on the edge of his own box and it costs us the ******* game. Absolutely irate! That was like Sheffield Wednesday away last season all over again!!!!! FFS! Never get a better opportunity than top of the league at home and down to 10 men. WTF was that player doing in acres of space?????????!!!!!!

Followed by a re-run of the Doncaster United match.

Sod it. It's Christmas so I am gonna have a go too....

No, they did that when they beat Grimsby at Wembley. They had an Open Top Bus tour to celebrate achieving league football

Coming from Rickie Lambert / Dean Windass FML!

According to a "Manchester" site it seems that there really is OTIB.....

They were all physically sick and went on the rampage, destroying the screens and punching stewards before spilling out onto Gloucester Road attacking everyone including each other shouting "**** off Ted's just **** off. Don't want to hear about this all ******* Christmas!"

Best player Rovers ever had. Became a legend after making just one appearance!

Typically they're "locked out", so definitely Gasheads!

They had better not get too jealous as their jealousy turns to rage which makes them turn red and they ******* hate red which makes them get more angry to the point that they turn purple which they also ******* hate as that is the colour of our away shirts at which point they gasp for breath before turning blue and dying.

Just want to leave this here...... Weston-Super-Mare beat Chesham 2-0 in the cup.

As the Man Utd game approaches I am noticing more venomous outbursts and overreactions from Sags I know. Touchy ain't the word, it is much worse than that. They are making connections more complicated than the old 3-2-1 riddles, and it seems like they just want to have a go at any gurt Ted they come across just for the sake of it. It's what goes hand in hand with being a faithful and true supporter of a massive family club I suppose? Is anyone else noticing the same hyper defensive attitudes of Sags that they know?

I was listening to a deluded Sag yesterday in their footballing heartland and he said that although Rovers got thumped by Gillingham he felt that Rovers were the better team. There really is no hope for them. Beyond any cure that medical science has to offer I'm afraid.