Gert Mare

Being in Gloucestershire they may have to apply for the Hellenic League

The Millwall fan said the only thing missing was the "fackin coconut shy"!

Some absolute belters...... He isn't wrong. Looks like UWE will have a Cat 2 academy before the evolving Sags! It then climbed to 6th....Not like Sags to exaggerate things is it? Arthur Daley Hamer.....The Pompey fan warned the deluded ones... Yes, it's an "Evolving" one. This may happen very soon! Even the betting companies are well aware of how deluded Sags are!

And this statement wasn't wrong because as soon as everything became clear about the UWE they were GONE!

If he is replaced by the flat footed one we will be no better off

A lighter shade of Wael?

Say's Wally the man poised to 'steal' the rug from underneath Rovers!

And in the Rovers Matchday Programme..... "Welcome today's Young Pirate Mascot 9 year old Lambert Smith. Lambert attends Cadbury Heath Primary School and his favourite player is Chris Lines. Lambert, from Banjo Island is attending only his second game this season following his Dad's release from Prison for ABH on a 15 year old at Wycombe Wanderers. Lambert dislikes anything red. His hobbies include supporting Rovers, playing truant, hedge hopping and lying about City to people who don’t give a shit whilst playing the victim."

@bert tann Are you any of the following on SlagChat in disguise?:- 1) HenburyGas 2) BradfordMeyerBiggs 3) Bluebutterfly

What a prize plum! Looks like this numpty completes the Sag brass monkeys trio, Bluebutterfly, HenburyGas and BradfordMeyerBiggs. FTG?

You have an evil twin.....Gas Monkeh

Just imagine if this were actually true?! What an absolutely bunch of ruthless ***** that would make Wally & Co!! The destroyed Sags wouldn't be able to go all Tote End Aggro over it either because they would have all ****** off back to Jordan. Surely that would make the Al-Qadi family the greatest bunch of honorary Teds that ever lived?!!

Hahaha...you said 1982. Oh god the Ted's absolutely hate that 82....82 get it? 82....Really bothered by it aren't you? Hmmm? Hmmmm......No, not bothered in the slightest, but Roy Hodgson is.

They had a whip round to pay for the ref

Gas now lost to an U21 youth squad.....Absolute Tinpot. The gift have giveth again. Thank you lord.

Let's grab another one please. Happy hunting ground at Craven Cottage. Can we play you every week? Caaan we play you every week?

I guess all of the East Bristol faithful following gas from Kingswood to Cadbury Heath and will be avoiding EAST 17's "Stay Now" Christmas Number?

Happy birthday GAP. Can't believe what a Tinpot Ragass Laughing Stock you have grown up to be? Who would have thought all those years ago when you turned a rugby ground into a gypo site that you would have provided so many memories? Steve Phillips practically confirming your relegation to the basement for the first time in your history, and then when it was actually confirmed on what was your favourite day 2nd May it made it even more enjoyable. A succession of awful managers, the failure of Holloway, becoming the first league club ever to fail to qualify for the League Cup 1st round, a string of losses against non-league garbage, relegation to the Conference, horse punching, racist abuse, banning orders galore, a take over that made you the most richest club never to spend a penny, an open top bus tour for finishing 2nd in the non-league. You were coming for City temporarily, and recently it has been confirmed that there is no new ground at UWE, you have a fraudulent set of owners who are probably just using the club to launder money / fiddle taxes whilst waiting to sell the land on for profit, and now there are calls for the messiah's head due to your delusional fan base believing that you are a massively huge club with a top 6 budget. Thanks for years and years of joy. Hope you continue to enjoy as many more years in the shadows as the philae landing probe. Mind The Gap

They maybe in denial mode on their forum, but on the book of face they are having a total meltdown. It's apparently City's "fault" that they drew Man Utd just so they could rub it in to the Sags. Anyway, Man Utd will apparently be playing their C string side in this Mickey Mouse Cup which City are "suddenly bothered about", and even though they won't be watching if it is on Sky they know the "gloating Teds" are gonna get murdered.

A Poem by Obsessed Gas who hates the shit..... Everybody's talking bout the shitheads Everybody's talking bout gurt Teds No mention of the faithful n true It's all about 82 Nuffink about the Gas Just the team that lost to Dean Windass And to top it all off FFS They're all raving about the Snake What a laugh when they lost against Leeds But now everyone's talking about the Sheeds They'll go on about it too for months ******* shithead *****! The end.

I've been looking for that one for ages! Thanks for that. Now added to my collection

Yes, by Boston United.....Worthington Cup Preliminary Round Runners-Up 2003

It was a joke. Air Balloon - Full of Gas!