Gert Mare

It is now down to certain circumstances for them now and then comparing it against us. How many they took to a specific game in a specific scenario. They are picking out the odd fixture and then multiplying it using Gas logic to cover an entire season, thus making them more faithful and true than the gurt Ted's.

Well his "Very Non-PC" sense of humour should fit their family club image then?!

Or fingers crossed in Rovers case "Berahino"

Bernard Mensah thanks Aldershot Town for support admitting it was a 'tough decision' to join Bristol Rovers He's not kidding!

Well do we? 6th biggest budget, 6th richest club in England, and the 6th biggest team in South Glos!

Forget the muppet. He can't be a a real Sag as he hasn't spelt PROWED properly.

And a side that contained Pogba, Martial, Ibrahimovic and Rashford.....The Chris McLean's of the Premier League. Oh, and not forgetting Stoke's entire first team as they saw it as a competition that they could win. As always though, don't let FACTS get in the way of a good Sag LIE!

Or Chesham United

It's their paranoid peanut brain minds working overtime due to City performing well in the league and knocking out a host of Premier League "Reserve" sides (GasLogic explanation). It's not just being talked about on Points West it's being talked about everywhere. The profile of the club has been raised and therefore there are a lot of stories about City at the moment. Some of their fans explain this to the OP in fairness, but the OP is from the green-eyed ravaged with jealousy type Sag who was probably kitted out in blue and white the day that they were born and forced down the Twerton and Mem cess pits by their deluded Tote-End parents who will never get over the sheer bias of the late 1970's whilst their team were getting hammered 9-0 and their lovely fans were fighting with Millwall on telly.

They can mention and joke about the "shit" to me, but I can't mention anything that they perceive could be taken the wrong way and get all uber defensive and aggressive. This is standard behaviour of many Gasheads that I come across. Even the odd compliment from some are through very gritted teeth and as soon as you are gone they unleash all their venom amongst their own patting each other on the back reassuring each other how much it is all the fault of Ted's and that they are the better and more loved Bristol team by neutrals the world over. Their level of insecurity is astonishing.

I told my Rovers mates about this crayon drawing Gashead and they denied that he is anything to do with Rovers, he's just a Ted WUM in disguise as a faithful and truer. Then they told me to **** off, turned on me and wanted a fight, saying that I just said what I said to them about GGMI just to wind them up about the Man City game. Typical shithead**** they said. Standard!!!!!!

Amnesia is rife in BS7

The official mental disorder terms are "Gaslighting" (how appropriate), and "Projection"

@Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Perhaps you can put yourself forward for the official translator of "Gas Logic"? Just like Dean Windass will be acting as the interpreter for Sergio Aguero at their next "Big Night Out" to celebrate being over 50, stuck in the 1970's, threatening teenagers with "Aggro" and imagining that IKEA is merely just a mirage?!

Just when you thought that they couldn't sink any lower when it comes to pathetic schadenfreude and being ravaged with green eyed jealousy their true colours come gushing out. Is this what makes them so much betterer loyal and true supporters than gurt Teds then? 6 knuckle shufflers

"Blue Moon" "Get In" "Aguerrrrrrrrroooooooooooooo!" "4 losses on the bounce, the wheels have definitely come off" Last night they showed with out a shadow of a doubt just how pathetic and riddled with green-eyed jealousy they are. Talksport last night had Lee Johnson apparently going to Stoke and persisted in calling us "Bristol".....Angus (whoever you are) told the presenters "Would you mind not to keep calling us Bristol please?" Alan Brazil, "You have got to fancy City" Sky Sports tag line "City snatch it" The media are as brain dead as the Sags. Anyway, I suppose Sergio Aguero will be doing the Rovers get together for the bulldozed Tote End this year? Hope Dean Windass is a good translator. Goons!

If and when we lose to Man City we can kindly remind them whilst they are acting all PROWED that we lost to Manchester City, not Barrow, Chesham, Bath, Kettering, Hitchen or Boston and it was the semi-final, not preliminary round qualifier. Mind the gap.

I was merely stating my opinion of why they needed to close. Nothing against the woman, but the fact was that she was stealing from the club to fund her addiction. It just happened to Rovers who are skint anyway and obviously can't afford to lose that sort of money and continue running the supporters club shop. Absolutely hope that the lady can sort out her gambling issues. Addiction is immensely destructive.

The costs were outstripping the earnings.....Not surprised as they had that woman with her hands in the til every 5 minutes! £176k equates to about 50 years worth of Tinpot merchandise sales. Bet365, William Hill and Ladbrokes have since issued profit warnings!

Your assignment today was to write a summary of your most Tinpot experience and I am pleased to say....you passed with flying colours

Because he left the 6th richest club in England....Didn't you know?....It's Official!

£400k will get you 8 Arnold Garitas. Brilliant for re-tweeting shocking statements too...

Please Billy? Reassure us that it was nothing personal? We're ever so insecure, but don't let the Teds know that will you? This is why we suffer from paranoid and aggressive outbursts against innocent Teds. Like recently when the Teds beat Man Utd just to hurt our faithful and true feelings. Man Utd were beaten simply out of spite in an attempt to give us an inferiority complex....nasty nasty nasty Teds...Love you Billy. Special friend Billy.

I bloody wish it was!