Gert Mare

They were just praying that he didn't score the winner. They were nail biting and it definitely increased when the snake came on. There was a few "******* hell's" and a couple of "Turn it off" when he came on and the camera zoomed in on the name TAYLOR emblazoned across the back of a red shirt. Like I said, the pain was very much a physical one and you could tell that they were feeling rough as **** when we scored the winner. They are very very worried about us. They piped up this afternoon following their victory on Facebook asking why the "Ted's are so quiet after their latest victory". Perhaps it is because we played last night you thick *****?!!!

I stood amongst Gasheads last night who were obviously cheering for Sheffield United to win and I looked at their faces when the winner went in from Aden Flint and you could see the colour draining from their faces as their stomachs churned to the point that they looked like they were going to be physically sick. Make no mistake, they might be having a laugh at some of those who are celebrating far too prematurely, but deep down they are thinking that we might actually do it this season. I saw the same sick look on their faces when we nearly did it under Johnson Snr. I have never seen them look so lost for words.....until last night. Surely they must think to themselves, "Why on earth did I chose to support Ragass? We've got **** all and are going backwards and the team that we hoped would never recover from 1982 and would always be in our shadow have risen again and have got the infrastructure and team playing quality football who might just do the unthinkable?". I may just stock up on some red buckets for them to spew into come next May? If we do go up there will be a mass exodus of Gasheads on early holidays!

Those meddling Teds!!!!!!!!

If anyone can buy this rubbish then they need to seek medical attention and quickly. Beyond laughable. Having to think carefully about any answer given where spending money is concerned. I bet their meetings go like this..... Project Manager: What are your plans? Al Qadis: To rebuild the Memorial Stadium to make it self sustainable and Championship ready. Project Manager: What is the budget? Al Qadis: Welllllll, um these things huh, well um they take time you know, it's not easy you know, you can't put an exact price or timescale on these sorts of things, um, there is um, you know lots to consider..... Project Manager: Can we just cut to the chase please? How much have we got in the kitty? Al Qadis: Welllll, huh, um, what sort of price were you thinking of, and um, what is the best price you can do? Project Manager: How much do you want to spend? Al Qadis: Um, it's not that straightforward you see, huh, um wellllll these things take time.... Project Manager: **** off you bunch of jokers.... Al Qadis: Mr Hamer, can you show the next Project Manager in please? Steve Hamer: Yes, well um, the next Project Manager's arrival is imminent. (Hamer to fans) Hamer: Talks are ongoing and we are exploring a multitude of options at the moment. These things obviously take time....

Just received this via Henbury Gas. We now know for sure exactly what list Darrell will be choosing his players from in January. He tried to hide his face but nobody could get a word in edgeways when he kept butting in on conversations inside the store by saying "Naaaah, LISTEN.....". He accosted a shelf stacker putting out the Brut and Old Spice Christmas Gift packs and started demanding several players without offering any cash in return. Security guards got very suspicious as he then started trying to tempt a blind persons guide dog with some doggy treats whilst touching his groin area with his other hand inside of his Errea shell suit bottoms. As he was thrown out into the street he disturbed one of his players Stuart Sinclair who has set up home in the doorway. Sinclair immediately acknowledged the disguised man as boss Darrell Clarke. As Clarke was led away by police he could be heard shouting "It's them lot down the road....PRINT THAT BASTARD!" Clarke is set to appear in Bristol Magistrates Court on 25th December...... Clarke disguised as a GHS window butter.... Sinclair, whose home was disturbed by the ranting Dogophile.

Just check out their deluded forum. He's correct in his assumption. They'll buy any bull at the moment. They are that desperate!

You should always give generously at Christmas time. Good to see the Gasheads keeping with tradition. Two Teds on the same page....Oh the irony!!! The gift keeps on giving again and again. It's a never ending rollercoaster ride at the moment and I bet the rollercoaster is "Oblivion"?!

Wouldn't that be marvellous? Let all the Sags in in their cars and then when they are ready for Love Actually the gates get locked and on comes City v Man Utd. There would be the usual Ted shouts followed by lots of horn beeping, then fans would try to drive out. It will end up like a demolition derby at the Minimal.

I was listening to the radio this morning and on came a song by The Clash, Rock The Casbah. For some reason this reminds me of the Sags and their fake sheikh. Later whilst taking a dump, triggering thoughts of the Memorial Stadium, UWE plans and Hani's extreme dislike of football I had one of those inspiring moments and a chant came into my head which fitted with Rock The Casbah.... As soon as Steve Hamer told the tinpot tale The Gasheads turned on Waeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Haniiiiiiii don't like it, **** the Gasbah **** the Gasbah Haniiiiiiiii don't like it (He really really hates it) **** the Gasbah **** the Gasbah

Yes....As shown below....

Not content with Racism, Violence and Animal Cruelty, Bristol Rovers now appear to be resorting to offering child slavery / grooming at the Mem this Christmas.... Bristol Rovers are offering Gasheads a little extra this Christmas as they have announced a 'kids for a quid' offer for the home match with Doncaster Rovers on December 23.

Following the end of this song they headbutted their way out through the pub windows

Skint Flint and the Tinpot Tent Dwellers

.....but they certainly aren't wasting our time. This is an absolute comedy classic and everything we said it would be, even when the deluded ones were acting......deluded. Hani has no interest in football? They seem shocked by this, but we're not. He had no interest in football and that is exactly the reason the Al Qadi's bought Bristol Rovers. Steve Hamer's message was clear....Rovers aren't getting anything for Christmas this year, or next year, and possibly the year after. You just can't put a timescale on evolution. The gift.

They sooo don't have a pot to piss in! 6th richest club they are mind! Unlucky the shit!

A spokesman for Avon and Somerset Police said: "Having the paupers at home the same day as the princes is somewhat embarrassing we know, but it should help to bring people into the city centre. "Our policing on the day will be proportionate 0.1% at Ashton Gate and 99.9% at the Memorial Ground, based on information and intelligence. We work closely with the football clubs throughout the season. "We would encourage those attending both games to enjoy their visit to Bristol, but for those attending the Bristol Rovers match they need to understand that the awful state of the Memorial Stadium is no way a reflection on both Bristol clubs. Ashton Gate is a proper stadium with excellent facilities. It's Championship ready everything and not just sprinklers." "Neither of the clubs or ourselves, tolerate football-related anti-social behaviour or violence. It's just a shame that the GHS and Tote-Enders who are stuck in the 1970's have yet to cotton on to this?" "We aim to ensure those living and working or visiting Bristol can go about their normal activities without disruption from brainless idiots in blue and white quarters head butting their car windows." "We will not hesitate to seek football banning orders against Rovers offenders who cause problems during games." Bristol Rovers told the Bristol Post: "We are certain that supporters of all four clubs playing in Bristol on 2 December will behave impeccably.....Well, 3 of them at least which isn't a bad statistic?" "That has been the case when both Rovers and City have played at home on the same day in the past. The gap has been so wide for the last 17 years that most people have forgotten that there is even another league football team in Bristol apart from Bristol City. This is reflected in such poor turnouts for Rovers home games" "We work closely with the police for every game staged at The Memorial Stadium, not just when both clubs are at home on the same day because it is a well known fact that anti social behaviour from the Bristol Rovers fan base is the norm." A Bristol City spokesman added: “This is not a new scenario, both clubs have played home games on the same day before without incident. We would be more concerned if Bristol Manor Farm were home on the same day to be honest. The portway could become rather congested then." "We see no reason why this should not be the case again.”

I wouldn't trust that bloke to take my rubbish away, let alone be the Chairman of my club. Steve "Something positive is imminent" Hamer.

God knows how many will be locked out at this one?! Their away support is absolutely massive, no doubt about that. It doesn't matter if they go on to lose 15 - 0, it's all about the away support. Always was, always will be. Better get blue and white quarters tattooed on their 12 inchers to celebrate. Massive, massive support. The Barcelona of the West.

The gift......Luck and Horseshoes. You can't make it up can you?

I'm sure that there is a bed of roses already in the Blackthorn End as I have heard people say that it's full of pricks.

82ers