Gert Mare

I don't half feel rough today?....Rrrrrrufff Rrrrrrrrufffff Rrrrrrrrufff

20,000+ in the car park being unfairly treated by Teds in disguise and they remain locked out

Them Teds them Teds them Sheeee Teds them Teds them Teds them Sheeee Teds....

LJ smirked and said "Tinpot bin dipping rag ass Rovers away please. Really looking forward to going to that delapitated cess pit with it's gazebo's, plastic chairs, cricket pavilion and condemned pasty shack. I have heard that Wally splashed out on a Rag....sorry....RUG Doctor from Asda to clean their carpets in preparation for their cup final against us and I am just can't wait to see just how effective their championship ready sprinklers are. I was going to take my kids along as Bristol Rovers are family club but they are scared that Santas Grotty might be there and I don't want them to be subjected to hearing racist abuse, animal cruelty, pilfering and mindless thuggery like punching our players in the back of our own net and attacking their own stewards. I like to be honest and don't want my kids to witness bear faced lying about Rovers being the victims and blaming everyone else for everything. Obviously the state of their pitch will be a concern as their fans can't seem to keep off of pitches. Although we would be playing just across town on a Tuesday or Wednesday evening we would have to leave for the Minimal at 6am just to get through their massive following of which no doubt many thousands will end up locked out. We'll win obviously and I am confident that Matty Taylor can officially be welcomed to Bristol by both sets of fans? Hopefully by the end of the match we'll be ordering celebratory drinks whereas Rovers fans will be picking up their usual orders.....banning orders. Heh heh heh"

Tinpot and Bin Dippers now! They are absolute comedy platinum!

Two eclipses in two days. They were coming for us again for 50 odd minutes. Chirping all over Facebook again.....now mysteriously quite especially as Sky keep referring to our win over Watford as being the biggest shock of the night!

The glitter is coming off and revealing that underlying turd

In game management again. 3 games on the trot no answers. Promising.

It's their level really. We know it. They don't. They think they are one of the biggest clubs in Europe, with a massive away following (because no one can bear to watch em in their stolen cess pit)

As long as they are playing Mangadoo or Brislington competitively that is fine with me.

I think he is an OASIS fan.....everything is Definitely Maybe!

I mentioned the condemned pasty hut to a few Sags the other day. They said it would be sorted. I said "They asked Hani for some money but he said NO!".....**** me that hit a nerve.....I got the typical Neanderthal Gashead response, aggression of epic proportions, but it was obviously my fault because I am a filthy Ted.

It wasn't that woman again was it? Old £126k hands in the Arkwright till was it?

That would be hilarious.

Wally loves us really, he's one of us, he just doesn't hold the purse strings.....and supports ******* Chelsea you Tinpot deluded muppets!

We survived a relegation dog fight last year. A lot of that squad is still at Ashton Gate and now just that little bit more experienced. From what I have seen so far we are far more attacking now rather than rabbits in headlights, but what we do need to do is to be able to bounce back from going behind and if we can do that and win then I really think that we will be ok this season and easily finish mid table if not slightly higher.

Fart gas

When are they gonna drop this 'Family Club' shite? Banning orders galore over at the dump, racist chanting, punching shirters, head butting mini buses, punching stewards and horses, and opposition players in the back of their net. Nothing 'Family' about the Sags at all. They couldn't be more further from being a family club if they tried. Just refer to themselves as what they really are 'The Tinpot Bristol Club'.

Yep. Agreed, which is why implosion after a couple of games of the season is ridiculous. Come November/December time if it is all going Pete Tong then have a dog then. Had we taken our chances yesterday we would have won the game. You can't win em all!

That's correct. Lee needs to learn how to counteract. He will learn. Personally, I only care about City being the best that they can be whether that is with a 30 something year old or a 70 year old manager. I guarantee if we went down and Birmingham finished mid to top half of the table then we'd be wishing we had Harry or Warnock in charge.

I believe that we are a better team that we were last year. We have made signings and we are not heavily reliant on Tammy to score goals. We are scoring goals all over the pitch which can only be a good thing. We lost to Birmingham because unlike our previous 2 games we failed to make our chances count. We could have had a comfortable lead by half time yesterday but we didn't take the chances and as soon as Harry was able to get his team into the dressing room he was able to restructure and nullify our threat in the second half. More couldn't work out how to counteract Harry's change in formation and threw on the wingers in a desperate attempt to get back into the game. Taking off Brownhill was a mistake. He will learn in time how to deal with it, but for now when he comes up against a Harry or a Warnock they know how to tactically pick apart our threat.

Ted! Mods? Move please? Ban! Sheed! Dirty Ted!

They are even under the Urban Dictionary definition of Tinpot..... Tinpot A term used to describe something that is either of low quality, has a poor reputation or is unknown altogether, has an insignificant history or any combination of the aforementioned. The term is often used to describe English football (that's soccer to our Yankee & Aussie friends) clubs that occupy the lower reaches of the English footballing pyramid. These clubs are characterised by; a) Terrible quality of football, often of amateur and semi-professional standards and occassionally even pub side quality, b) Very small fanbases resulting in low attendance figures and small travelling crowds (away support in football parlance), c) Diminutive and often run-down stadiums with poor amenities (portable toilets in place of functioning bathrooms), minimal seating and cover, often resulting in spectators being exposed to the harsh conditions of the English weather, d) A baren trophy cabinet, or if they are lucky, a handful of local cups on a shelf that nobody outside of the club has heard of, e) A shocking bank balance as the clubs just about manage to pay the bills. However, in recent years more often than not the clubs end up in administration, f) Having to go back to 1927 to find an occassion or person that would be deemed to be notweorthy in the world of English football. Often, upon coming across a fan of a more reputable club, they will eagerly tell said fan of their grand days of the 1927/28 season in an attempt to make their club seem relevant, ''Last Tuesday night we was away to tinpot Bristol Rovers and as usual we was confined to the open terraces of the East Stand, exposed to the pissing rain and lashing winds. It was grim as ****, made only worse by the excuse of a football game we witnessed along with 3,000 other miserable fans.'' - said the fan of equally tinpot Southend United to his mate.

What concerns me is the inability to counteract an experienced manager's change in formation. It is something that Lee has to learn from. We are a better more balanced team than we were last year. It's one game. Let's judge after the team has had a chance to gel.

I'd be happy if they just went back to non league and stayed there. They could be the Barcelona of non league football then, playing fun derbies against Bath and reminiscing of the Francis Golden Age when her punched Paul Nixon's face, and a Tuesday night jolly outing to Cossham Street to play Mangadoo, whilst we concentrated on giving Bristol a team to be proud of. Sounds like heaven.