Rudolf Hucker

It's not as though we dropped out of the Football League altogether. Now, any team that does that deserves to be taunted.

Perhaps he's had a previous bad experience with a touring Boob Clicket team from the Blistol area?

Gasturbating.

Back in the day, if you'd gone to see Sinatra in concert, you'd have been disappointed had he not sung "My Way". I'm sure that when the gas hoardes are strutting their famous jesterwear around foreign parts they will be well aware that they have an obligation to the locals by singing about Eileen at every opportunity before making their way to soak up the atmosphere of the match from their vantage point in the stadium car park. That's "Their Way".

What, what, what, what, what?

Carpets and blinds first.

I'll bet the court was packed ... anyone know how many they took?

... and we're back on track. Thank you, Bert.

Just an occasional, annoying popup poster (I'm not referring to you @FramptonRed )

Nothing would surprise me, Bert. During my lifetime, I've seen them go from the sublime (under your management, of course) to the ridiculous (pick a year, any year)

Now that would be a pretty serious situation.

You're right, I too think that's WAQ in the white shirt.

Has Ronaldo ever played in goal?

Surely, we all have that?

DC does have a passing resemblance ...

There's also a road joining their former and current stadia, named after the total dominance which they've had to suffer over the years from their City rivals. Mullered Road.

I thought that you'd have been more gentlemanly. Those poor girls.

You've never seen us together in the same room at the same time

I can't remember what I was wearing.

Had him.

Watch out Dings. This is how it starts.

I think a problem is that the eyes are crossed.

Ah see, they'd planned to build a 21k+ seater stadium but the way they are going that isn’t enough to accommodate the following they are gathering. Apparently.

They need a new ground by the sound of it.