Bristol Rob

Tammy!!!!

It's not 'oh' - it's 'Ho-ho-ho'. So Santa says

Standard Christmas behaviour!

Was about to post the same!

My God. That was a shocking goal.

No idea. He sounded convincing, but then lots of people do!

Bloke in the pub last night reckons the UWE project is dead in the water and isn't going to happen. Rovers don't have the money, Wally doesn't have (or won't put up) the money and backers are thin on the ground. One of the major stumbling blocks is the Mem, for the financial numbers to start adding up and to possibly attract outside investment they need to sell it. This presents two problems. 1. It isn't worth anything like the number Sainsbury's were willing to pay. 2. As a residential investment any buyer would want immediate occupation as the financial outlook is uncertain with the European situation. So with interest rates low, the moment the ink is dry a developer would want to send to bulldozers straight in and not wait for UWE to he built. Does this tie in with anything anyone else has heard?

Kicked off at the bowls last time, mate of mine got JACKED.

That's very good.

Resigned to losing their penalty taker, he can see things are about to get worse rather than better. The noises he is making are those of a man who is positioning himself for a new job, allowing Wally to appoint his own man from the Jordanian league.

And 3rd Round draw tomorrow on BBC2.

No, seem to remember when they got relegated to the conference they beat a few of their player. Mr The Tool was one I think.

Still, this means they can concentrate on the LDV, a cup they have a realistic chance of winning. A chance for their players and supporters to get to a final and to go to Wembley. Oh no. Wait. They are out of that as well.

A month.

These bin dippers are in danger of shaming the region.

Are Barrow above or below Hitchin Town? Just want to make sure I don't over do the laughter.

Sound like the sort of condition that needs the attention of a GP rather than a gentleman's hairdresser.

Last time I had a mishit it was after a dodgy curry. I thought it was just a guff, but referring it upstairs to the 4th umpire revealed it was 'out'.

Sorry.

Albert has just scored to put Villa one up at home to Cardiff.

Burton are beating Preston away, which doesn't help my bet.

I've got Sky Sports News on. The description was 'volley, one to watch later on'. So it sounded like a good strike. No idea if it was as a result of poor play on our part though.

So, 2-0 down.

Don't judge a man by his shoe laces.

Bugger.