Bristol Rob

Gaschat is more amusing than usual at the moment, quite a few of them are having some significant doubts about the new owners who aren't just NOT spending money, but they're PRETENDING to spend money giving the impression that all is ticking along nicely whilst not delivering anything - safe in the knowledge that the DIY stand they can't fill must show how serious they are about doing stuff. I'm sure they'll kick a few signings over the line and make their squad more competitive, but if you were an agent, you'd be negotiating an 'avoiding relegation' bonus in to any contract rather than a promotion bonus. My guess - 3 years from now, they'll still be lower league, the Mem will have had a few more licks of paints and the club will be knee-deep in 'ground development' borrowing with no obvious way out.

Have to say, the signing of 'winger' Andi Weimann struck me as an expensive punt. Another player who out performed based on my expectations.

Why use an abacus when you have enough toes.

Sheesh!

The new owner needs Wally to come back. A shocking transfer window.

Am I to assume that the Fewers had a goal disallowed? This is almost Gary Owers level of match reporting. He goes mental, and about 10 minutes later Hoskins tells you who actually happened.

Well, if Aliens are watching the Fewers...

It's pretty windy out. Would you risk a Portaloo in this weather, or just try and hold on until you get home?

GOTCHA.

This is like Four In A Bed on Channel 4. The Fewers underpaid by £16, giving them 82% of the total bill.

Sounds like the lad could have a future in the game, hopefully he is more Alex Scott than Johnny Smith.

Is it possible that some of the players who represented us in that game didn't want to attend the reunion as Osman had, by a lot of accounts at the time, a somewhat dictatorial attitude to his management style subsequently; and players who worked with him in any capacity might not relish a chance for a pint.

Worth repeating that, he got as much shit from Fewers as he did anyone else. And right enough.

It's an attraction for visiting teams. Who we got next Saturday? Porto, away.

They'll need to lift them carefully in to place. If they drag them, they might leave skid-marks.

Happened to me last season. A right ball-ache.

Monkfish.

Shame they don't have the Milk Cup these days.

Those inbreds don't lack-toes.

Are they new changing rooms as well! I assume the beige one is for the home team as it's slightly bigger.

Wonder who they got to build it.... https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/tv-shows/soccer-am/8239162/ian-holloways-chicken-coops

Too close to call? They were playing a team from a higher division who often flirt with the Prem, and they consider that close! The delusion is greater than you could reasonably expect.

It's bonkers that their expectations are so low that a route to what appears to be no facilities are being hailed as remarkable and comparable to national stadiums. Fair play to them, the won the first half yesterday; but it would appear that Norwich only needed to turn up for the second half to record a comprehensive win. I'll bet even their sprinklers are suffering from imposter syndrome today.

Interesting to see that there is a LOTUS logo on the top right of the video. For anyone who had the misfortune of owing a car under the same brand name will be familiar with LOTUS being, 'Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.' Kinda sums the Fewers up.

@CyderInACan has used their location unique, walk-thru service previously.