Curr Avon

Didn't see that coming.

Have we got a bigger ball then? Just asking for a friend. (Bet we get Boreham Wood away)

Goodbye T'Joey

Get down and get with it!!!

Go and wash your filthy hands you dirty boy

Borem Shitless 0 Boreham Wood 2

We'll beat Wales and probably play Ecuador in the last 16.

Trump has demanded a recount. England win 84-0.

Left foot like a traction engine.

Cantbearsedanal? Neverton?

As Brucie used to say... Nice to Diedhiou... To Diedhiou... NICE!!

It'd be quicker for them to refer to a 12-person jury, complete with huge foam hands for thumbs up or down. Or why not go the whole hog, and get Ant and Dec to invite the viewers to phone-in? Who cares about time, its entertainment we want.

Mad! 5 goals in the last 25 minutes.

Can you swear by that?

Just had a shot blocked by Amartey.

There you go. Fixed.

Worst Stag night ever?

Don't they call it a Siesta?

When asked if Germany can still qualify for the last 16, an ex-Bristol City defender evoked an emergency number... Flint said Nein! Nein! Nein!

They do! Snow White gave me the video.

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Thanks Dave, you've made a happy man feel very old!

Whenever a physio is called onto the pitch. What about Sin Bins then?

I've just had an amazingly unoriginal idea about timekeeping, and apologies if it's already been suggested. Why don't they just stop the clock for substitutions, and any long stoppages (to be determined by 'experts') That would do away with added time, and should provide fairness and clarity. It works well in Rugy Union (amongst others), which is refereed far better. We'll talk about Sin Bins later.