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He slipped me a ten pound bag last night but I haven't smoked it yet. Good to have glowing reviews from other satisfied customers.

If Weimann wanted to piss in my mouth I'd let him.

I'm in love with Andi Weimann.

Anyone else massively impressed by Pisano tonight? Kelly's done well too but can't fault the Italian stallion atm.

Maenpaa you absolute penis

You sure acid is a suitable replacement for tobacco mate?

Best player we've signed since we've been in this division.

Weimann is absolutely exceptional. I've been so impressed with him every time I've seen him so far.

OH THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ******* BEAUTIFUL

Assombalonga cant miscontrol a ball in the same way as our Matty though.

On the contrary I'm delighted mush.

That Ingrams gash innum?

WE ARE GOING UP LEE JOHNSON IS A FOOTBALL GENIUS

MATTY TAYLOR JIZZ ALL OVER ME NEVER DOUBTED YOU YA BIG PYTHON BASTARD SUCK I OFF

If even OTIB can see theres a problem you'd think with all our modern bells and whistles they'd be able to identify the problem. Alas, of course ******* not. Tenner on us to be winless in 10.

We have no midfield. Personnel incorrect.

How dare you call me that.

Patience has completely gone. Not arsed. Want shot of the big shyster.

LJ out. There we are. I've said it.

I'm prepared to write off Taylor. He's not good enough to play as a striker because his touch is **** and frequently he makes the wrong decisions. Movement and chasing the ball will not make up for him being a sub par footballer at this level technically. Thanks for your service and move on. Cheers for the memories.

PLAY EISA FOR ***** SAKE

Quorn ham and salt and vinegar McCoys. Pure sex. LJ's threshing machine 5-1 Shithouse cockney *******

I want to die

LJ's Threshing Machine 3-2 Tiny Penis Up the ******* City. Lets have they Northern *****.