Numero Uno

Same and the poor tent ender even suggested we would lose 4-1 yesterday.......

This is a new ploy by the Fewers. That paltry home attendance now means their away numbers as a percentage of home has gone through the roof.......making them the best supported team in Bristol by miles.

On Thursday?

I’m sorry but that is sackable as far as I’m concerned. No journalist should get either club wrong if they are professional, end of story. If the Fewers go down to ten that will explain it.

They must have only fielded their full Championship Ready Sprinkling of players against the Fewers then? That’s rotten bad luck........

To be fair they only need to string 3 or 4 wins together and the missing 22k will be back.....

6,677 Sags........what was on television tonight?

It might be......their fans did say they would watch them from the pavement.....

2-0?

A club that hasn’t averaged 10k in the last 40 odd years would suddenly average 28k in a bigger ground even though they can’t fill their current tented structure?. Gaslogic at its very finest...

The need to be moving quicker than that cos Wally said it would all be built within two years.......two months ago.

You’ve added 10k on to the capacity already......that’ll be on Slagchat later as fact!!

What sort of Bristolian football fan gets off on being preferred by Swansea and/or Cardiff anyway?

Cos that’s the way you would speak in front of a “little girl”.........

Which, applying Gaslogic, means “if they were in our position” (an old favourite of theirs) they would piss all over us and would be expecting 35k plus including car park “lockouts” for the visit of Swansea on Saturday........

In all seriousness who misses a game cos “Champions League” is on the box?

Wonder what the “Excuse of the Week” for that woeful turnout is?

Lower and True?

Yeah but no but etc. If they were in our position (that old chestnut) they would have taken 17k to Stoke yesterday......albeit you would have to be a Grandad to remember when they last got more than 12k at home.

Exactly, potential wise they are right up there with the likes of Southampton, Wolves and West Ham........clubs who would all pull 30k for a top of the table clash in League 1 btw!!!! #Gaslogic

That’s ****** it then......

So when they talk about the “missing 2,500” they are borrowing 1k from the opposition?

The Fewers many attempts to either rewrite or airbrush history never succeed...basically because 95% of them are as thick as shit. Only in #Gaslogic can you ruthlessly withdraw funding and leave a team right in the lurch and when your rivals come in years later with the funding play the poor hard done by........always the victims.

2K is just an imaginary number made up to form a stick with which to beat “they Teds”.......that number was then multiplied by a different imaginary number then compared to their actual attendances and the answer was that they are of similar size to West Ham, Wolves, Middlesbrough, Derby and Blackburn. It took a few years but scientists have finally worked out #Gaslogic in action.....

Lansdown lower tier just to put it into perspective.