Numero Uno

Yeah but it is Championship Ready crap....

Probably a cycling event or Boob Cricket One Day International on or something?

I agree with them, you really do have to ask why the soon to be Barca of League 2 (again)/World Boob Cricket Champions are unable to secure a decent stadium.......and then after a second or two just get on with the rest of your day. After all “tiny, rubbish clubs can manage it”..........it’s the respect they show these clubs that make them the most loved set of fans in the country?

The telling bit for me is that Marcus Stewart walked once Dopey was binned. Would have been easy for him to stay on as Caretaker and put his hat in the ring for the Managers job but if he’s not interested knowing the full workings and conditions of the club you have to ask questions.

If he was sacked for Gross Misconduct Dopey would have been all over the media by now.

Will the £10m fine they get when Coca Cola sue them for selling ropey Fanta be added to Wally’s debt? They’ll have to sell players, championship ready sprinklers, tents, row M the lot to cover that.

Given the circumstances probably in my top one!!

Is Calne Town’s car park ready to deal with 10k locked out Fanta Fraudsters?

Agree with that but by doing so he has pretty much ensured that no Chairman of another club will touch him with a barge pole. I’m not complaining mind?

Dopey hasn’t thought this through UNLESS he just wants the gardening leave pay off and has no further ambition to be a Manager. What Chairman will touch him after that rant?!!

Sounds like Dooey’s Comments might upset a few of the Fanta Fraudsters tonight.

Must be a Ted telling porkies cos we all know they are faithful and true.

Whilst not wishing any player injury (the poor lad has got enough on his plate standing behind the Faithful and True’s back four every week) let’s hope Brentford’s number 3 would benefit by taking a few weeks getting over his back spasm.........and then gets loaned out elsewhere in January!!

I thought it was normally extra security employed at local car parks to prevent the hordes locked out congregating?

No quotes about 6th biggest club in the country......we know how that turned out!!

They gave 100% and did what he asked them to do tactically basically.

Dopey says they have a “huge” fan base. With season ticket sales over 5K and crowds approaching 8K you can see where he’s coming from.............

Dopey seems torn to me. He now KNOWS he is managing Rag-ass Rovers which is a badge of honour for many up there and he is clearly getting fed up with it but at the same time he has totally bought into the ridiculous “famous quarters” and “better fans than Leeds, Liverpool and Celtic” BS and he just doesn’t know what to do. Head is saying “get the hell out of this tip whilst my career prospects are still relatively intact” but the heart is telling him “it will all get better one day and we’ll piss all over they gert Teds”!!

Wonder if tents are being thrown at Dopey?

No, you failed O Level English.

So we had Portsmouth singing “your tent’s too big for you”, now it’s “your tent’s not safe for you”.

Doing a bit of simple maths our crowds are around 150% of theirs yet when you count the number of “True Fans” we are only talking a 20% difference......#gaslogic.

Shithole? Tad optimistic from the Tent Ender..........bit like saying Aleppo is slightly “run down”.

Up the Shrews!!

It’s mandatory in the Prem to pay up immediately. Not in the EFL.