Numero Uno

2K is just an imaginary number made up to form a stick with which to beat “they Teds”.......that number was then multiplied by a different imaginary number then compared to their actual attendances and the answer was that they are of similar size to West Ham, Wolves, Middlesbrough, Derby and Blackburn. It took a few years but scientists have finally worked out #Gaslogic in action.....

Lansdown lower tier just to put it into perspective.

You have got to credit the Gas though in that how can a WHOLE FANBASE be so deluded the day after they got 6,400 of their own through the turnstiles . Comparing yourself to a club that get 50k home gates?? Not one poster has asked the guy if he’s on crack cocaine.......

Even by Gaslogic criteria that comment is just plain mental. We may as well say our potential support is up there with United, Barca, Bayern and Juve.......it’s about as realistic as that guff!!

That explains it then.....

Behind flapping tents more like....

He’s missed one......no City lads on loan at Accrington = 500 Teds missing from the away end.

You would have to guess 250-300 so 6,200 Gas Collective today..........huge club.

More than turned up for the Saggies v Cheltenham.

Might start betting on opposition down to ten men every time that shower with their huge support are home.......it happens too many times.

They are going to get lucky this season. Bolton need Snookers, Bury are gone meaning only three get relegated anyway and there are a couple of sides in there that are so awful the Fewers will stay in that league by default.

If it’s a limited overs Boob Cricket Quarter Final the Mem will be empty.......

The only “neutral” in the UK that has ever expressed that view........

Using Gas Logic which dictates only 15% of your fans actually attend home games we have over 130K supporters...........if 236% of our fan base all donated £75K per month for 22 years I cannot think of a single major trophy we wouldn’t win.

Only just?. The other week they “outnumbered” Coventry........let’s see how much noise a full house makes at the Mem next home game.

I get it. Some were taking offence at our own Kasey Palmer song recently, dissecting it line by line for true meaning by saying “I’d let you shag my wife” implied you own her......when in reality it’s just words that rhyme with the song, nothing more and nothing less. Unfortunately we live in a world where if someone is offended by what you say then it’s automatically deemed an offensive comment!!

You’re just a town full of benders was the other chant apparently.

So Accrington Stanley went bust for less than £1m in today’s money. How many EFL clubs are “only” £1m in the red as of today?!!!

There is a lot of regulation that SHOULD be now enforced on all EFL clubs as a lesson learned from this. There are genuine fears that Bury could be the tip of the iceberg. However can you see a situation where clubs vote for that? For example if you introduced far more stringent (and sensible) rules on allowable expenditure and loss making relative to GENUINE turnover where would that leave us? Is that any chance of us reaching the Premiership in the next ten years gone? Do we create a closed shop Premiership in all but name and a Championship where the relegated Premiership sides have even more clout than they do now? Even the bloody Gas are managing to spunk £65K a week they don’t have!! Perhaps things would right themselves in time if the EFL bit the bullet and the game would be longer term better for it?

My one question would be how much longer can you give Bury? They will already be playing 2 games per week through much of the season to catch up as it currently stands.

£22m being considerably more than the entire value of your club?. Good luck with the season ticket refund slaggy.

The Gas love to talk about “big numbers” that they take here, there and everywhere yet the one number that is really important to football clubs, season ticket sales, has been consistently poor throughout their entire existence.

Changed it for accuracy ??

That should happen tbf but the Stewards get sent to Row M to sort it out......

In all seriousness their crowds have been poor this season even by their lowly standards and they were losing £65K per week when they were touching 8-9k on an occasional basis.