Lanterne Rouge

I didn`t realise the first was a pen. I haven`t seen it but well done ref, nailed on IMO!

It`s turning into if Carlsberg did Saturdays! Come on the Wombles, 95% of Bristol is willing you on!

Are you on our side a bit tonight? You`re probably down anyway aren`t you so can you help drag those mutants down with you?

I did say last week that them scabbing their win over Doncaster United was this season`s `Wycombe moment`. Looks like I was right!

The ref obvs! How dare he send off a player wearing da famuzzzzz quarters!

I think they`re more than capable of sending themselves there!

Be good practice for him for June.

I`m so tempted to go over to slagchat but am resisting for the time being. I imagine it will be much funnier in an hour or two once all the mutants have had a chance to reflect and gather their thoughts. In the meantime, all Wimbledon aren`t we?

Anyone else thinking of buying Wimbledon`s stream for their game?

Right, eyes down for today. Wimbledon to beat Swindon at home Wigan to beat Crewe at home And if the s*gs lose that`ll be them in the bottom four, six points from safety with four to play. Please let it happen.

Obviously. Great isn`t it?

It would be nice but I can`t see it somehow. Still, up the Cobblers!

Just the 33 places - more than a full division. Or if you prefer, over a third of the entire league Mind the (ever increasing) gap

What if they threw in all the out of date crisps and stale pasties you could eat and unlimited visits to Santa`s Grotto? Bet you`d be tempted then.

The thing is though, the knock off stuff is probably better quality than the gear they sell officially. One word - Wembly.

And Brora Rangers.

Never mind, they can wash it down with some fake Fanta.

Slitting their wrists over on sagchat........................

All going well up to now along with Wednesday having been dicked by Swans - that`s them gone now surely?

They need to have their hard drives securely wiped regularly.

That`s exactly what I`ve been saying for years.

A s*g fan described to a T in 13 words!

Oh, without a doubt! The slight chance that they may be a bit better than most of the dross down in the basement would be a bit of a worry though until we saw how it panned out.

Al these managers think they can turn players like him around - fresh start, clean slate and all that but some are just beyond help. Look at Tomlin - even Neil Warnock, love him or hate him, couldn`t get a tune out of him and if he couldn`t then I doubt many others would be able to.

Oh I hope it is but I think they`ll scab their way out of it - it`s what they do. Mind you, would that be such a bad thing? They could well tear it up in League 2 but if they stay up and Wally invests what he normally does another season of struggle awaits. In all honesty, can anyone see any half decent players wanting to sign for the headcase Barton (assuming he`s not locked up by next season)?