Lanterne Rouge

An article in the Daily Heil today has them as one of the clubs least likely to survive all this.

They`ve been doing that for years, pandemic or no pandemic. It must have been dead easy for them to adapt to hardly ever going out and staying well away from others except family. It`s a saggies life in a nutshell.

Just posted this on the other thread as I wasn`t sure this nonsense qualified as sport http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52285742 About the least essential thing I can think of.

Shame it doesn`t mention who the opposition were!

With Benik Afobe scoring a 96th minute winner.

A real sliding doors moment then. Going from a player very few of us would ever have heard of to a hero to 80% (and rising) of Bristol!

Something that can legitimately be asked of the residents of BS3 but never up there

Still tearing themselves apart over on slagchat. The supporters club thread is very amusing reading.

Like sardines in there they were. Slimy, oily and stinking of fish.

`Well, I chose Jay Dasilva this week as he`s done well in training`

Charlie on the disabled gate must have been off that day.

Kenny Dalglish has been released from hospital and is self-isolating. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52260490

Bit worrying the amount of empty seats at games though. Are people staying away?

Still no shots on target in all that time though and the atmosphere at AG has been non-existent...…...…………………………..

I was thinking more a particular player who Oxford currently have on loan from the championship...…..

And I wonder who would have been the focus of their outrage......……...………...………..

They`ve outgrown the mem doncha know

I doubt they`d sell out even then - unless we managed to get hold of a couple of thousand tickets in their end!

Is there perhaps a Lear Jet decked out in blue and white quartered livery squirreled away somewhere in Filton?

If he`s still a s*g and not one of the `loyal and true` that`s done a runner in the intervening years, probably the same just with a different age on it.

All games on Sky/red button would be my guess with free RobinsTV for home games for ST holders who don`t have Sky or would rather watch it on there. There won`t be any games shown in pubs and the like. They`ve already lifted the 3pm Saturday restriction on showing games as I`m sure they guessed this was on the cards. They can play them anywhere if there`s no crowd - even the swamp, they`re used to that over there! Seriously though, if it was say City v Forest, play it half way in between, somewhere like Birmingham. Brentford v Fulham would be the only possibility that might use Wembley. Hopefully as we all pray they will, the figures will be dropping by then and I think the powers that be will want to send out a message that we might not be too far away from a return to some sort of normality and sport behind closed doors is a low risk way of doing that. I can see the same happening with cricket for the same reason. The biggest problem I can see is how do you stop fans turning up at the stadiums and standing outside?

Quite right too. This type of sedition must be stamped out as soon as it appears for the good of the Party.

So they`ve basically sold out a couple of blocks in the SS at the Gate!

It`s a totally secure site so no worries. I`ll only pass them on to my business partner, a respectable Nigerian lawyer who needs to move some profits from the diamond mines out of the country.

Stuart Sinclair was living in them and they didn`t have the heart to chuck him out.