Lanterne Rouge

Here we go again. Good bowling but we`ve choked again.

Obviously their new season shirts aren`t going to unveiled until London Fashion Week as they will undoubtedly be this year`s fashion statement.

It was a good display, I feared the worst when Finch was going all out. We shouldn`t bollix it up from here but this is Somerset........!

Ah but friendlies don`t mean anything do they? Until, of course we lose one then our relegation`s a racing certainty according to them

Coming right back at ya! Go Somerset!

You notice that bloke`s avatar? I do hope he`s being `ironic`.

I was

And Surrey with Aaron Finch to come tonight. I don`t know if I can bear to watch.

Why oh why didn`t we think of that instead of wasting all that money on concrete and steel. We could have had the West Stand open at the start of last season.

When it comes to matters in the proper leagues I find the knowledge of those who`s main interest is in the parks stuff is a bit lacking. I expect all championship clubs seem the same to him. After all, there was one 15er fan on their forum yesterday who thought that the January transfer window had been abolished.

Why do you think Lionel Messi only got a suspended sentence? Friends in high places - watch out for an unveiling at the mem imminently.

I know mate. I`ll be having a substantial wager that`s for sure. What could possibly go wrong?

Let`s see what the gap is in nine months time.

What would they do if they couldn`t get all bitter and twisted about us? Mug old ladies and abuse animals I suppose, that hate`s got to go somewhere.

Did you spot that there`s one bell end on there that thinks there`s no January transfer window any more?

Oxford would be good, they hate them

Is that like bodyform only in blue and white quarters?

Is it a cunning one?

It makes me sick to see how much we are still in their shadow. Come on SL, spend some money FFS.

Well, most of the other major players in the non-EU world have been making statements like the US, Canada and Australia so it`s only right that one of the richest men in the world should let us have his opinion too I suppose. #tinpot

Wonder how many sags voted leave. Be careful what you wish for....................!

So they`ve got to make their minds up whether or not to sign Zlatan now I suppose. We`ll be out of the EU at the end of his three year deal.

I know, it`s driving me nuts. The only reason we mullered Hampshire is because they`re so awful. it`s beginning to remind me of Pulis for us, every time Somerset scrape a result somewhere it keeps him a job for a bit longer.

That last over of their innings cost us the match basically, as you say Tom, #maynardlogic

turning in to some finish here