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In a word, yes.

Fine birthday present for Horace

I thought I was the only one of that opinion. Clearly not...

Get a room, you two!

Don't be daft. It's clearly Flint.

No, Lita not even on the ******* bench

I think he means the Mighty Mangoes, but that's South Glos really.

Worst day of my football life. Not because we lost but because we didn't ******* try. PS Oh to be a moderator.

Horace has very sensitive ears and the only time he's heard anything from the Methanium was the mass groan when Sir Colin of Mansfield scored that goal and the subsequent neighing of battered horses. It's his birthday tomorrow, by the way. IT IZZ IT IZZ. I WILL BE LOTS AND LOTS <°¥¥.

Harsh but fair.

My space shuttle docked with the International Space Station and the bloke who opened the airlock was a Gashead. No, hang on. I dreamt that.

So, they haven't been above us since the Second Millennium?

True. A brief moment of glory before they return to the Downs League South. You can imagine today's Blue Few in 50 years time. "I remember when the Gas was in the Football League". "Do shut up, Granddad. Here's a million-pound coin; buy yourself a half".

Yes, but it was a lucky goal

Really?

Right. I'll just go and bang my head on the wall for a bit of excitement

Sorting out my paperwork. More exciting than the game so far...

Large claim there, Bill

Good that the silence was well observed

No need to describe the residence of the away team today, I feel. Other matters have priority, and in particular the memory of Gerry Gow. The local paper described him in one word after the famous victory at Leeds - "everywhere". That'll do for me.

How long has a Gashead been mucking up our catering? I think we should be told...

Not unlike Gary Johnson, then

From me too. Just read it.

Have they scored yet?

Horace limbering up for a good shout at they Welshes