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Sheffield. Northern but not really a shithole.

It couldn't happen to a more deserving club.

Given our recent CC placings, that seems quite appropriate. "Look on the Brightside of life..."

Just 1 (ONE) 4-day game at Bristol in what can reasonably be described as the summer this year How do I resign my Life Membership? PS No, I'm not that desperate

But wasn't the chairman a lifelong BRFC fan?

Cwmbran New Town is still without a Football League club...

I do wonder whether telling teams "not to express fear" is counter-productive, especially after the first goal goes in...

As opposed to North-West Bristol, that is?

Even , sometimes, a game where X didn't play

Reckon she'll camp at the top of one in protest? I wondered who she was and picked up this gem from Gaschat of all places... The newly developed Ashton Gate stadium has been described as a "blot on the landscape" by one woman with arguably one of the best views in the city. Clifton resident Tilly Vacher's view has been so disrupted by the stadium and its floodlights, that she has been left questioning how it made it past planning. In an open letter the Mayor of Bristol George Ferguson and Bristol Sport, which operates Ashton Gate, Ms Vacher said it is "sad" the stadium now dominates the landscape. "The stadium has utterly transformed all our views across the city day and night," she said. "It is a massive blot on the landscape and so many locals have asked 'why on earth is it a light shiny cream?'. "It reflects the sunlight and the street lights at night enormously." She lives in the Paragon in Clifton, which is two miles away and as expensive as as it gets. On a personal note, it was seeing the original AG lights from a garret in Caledonia Place, no great distance from there, that decided me to be a City supporter.

Sort of Martian chic, CBR?

Shouldn't bother us Glos members too much

Bet he's sorry he chose to join a Big Club

Very prolly. Then on to the Yatton Striparama

That's it then. They'll have been out on the lash in the nightclubs of Yatton. Put your houses on City, guys...

Bolton. Town that used to be a prominent shithole, but lost its status in 2009 and has so far failed to regain that lofty position.

Speedway?

Ah yes. Agent Pulis, who now has to pay £3.5Million to Crystal Palace. Karma, eh?

True. A shiny new stadium in Milton Keynes is clearly on the cards.

To be fair, what other cub provides such rich comedic material? Even Cardiff doesn't come close...

Prowed surely?

As the newest club in the Football league, they're unique, too.

No, you're thinking of Prannock.

I hope you didn't look at people

Love the Fulham fans getting up to leave.