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2 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

You mean the screen that’s proudly displaying another team smashing a goal past them..?! 

That's the one. Almost a Sir Colin Daniel like strike by the looks of it.

13 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

 

After all, they are the acknowledged experts in personalised merchandise .....

Only just realised that they pulled their Samsung "Big Screen" from the club for this.

Using an inflation calculator I'm able to provide an update on the current value of "A Tillson".

This summer Rovers will need to spend over £754,800 to truely break their transfer record.

Wael, over to you.......

It's a legitimate upgrade on what's there already. Incredible.

22 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

Someone should ask what Mr Karim Mardam-Bey does at Bristol Rovers' £ 250 000 pa London office.

Carries the begging bowl around?

8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Gaslogic.

Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger.

Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen.

We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing”

Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support.

City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy.

Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate.

City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed

Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed

City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole

Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great.

Matty Taylor shafts them = snake 

Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero

Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ 

The list goes on.

Cracking summary of the last 690 pages for those late to the forum.

What a bunch of deluded losers.

18 minutes ago, glynriley said:

Bet the Boob Cricket one is way more advanced.

Loving no.9 - didn't realise tenting was a noteworthy achievment.

35 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

Fair comments..wasn't having 'a pop' per se, but the fool O'Hanahan needed answering..it of course, is not my house to get in order- but I agree with that which you say regarding our owners- thought I had made it clear enough- will try and use a more simplistic lingustic approach in future...

Something is very wrong with your football club, yet your supporters do nothing but happily take what you're served.

7 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

Call me what you want..but 'dimwit'?  You chose the easier option of the red red wobbins... and your 'billionaire owner once used to watch Rovers on the terraces but then you and your brain-dead associates choose to ignore that. Funny owners we do have, sick of them...'his son is a life-long Bristol City fan'- your owner, like ours are not lifelong supporters of either Bristol club...you are hardly the smartest light on the xmas tree are you...

 

I think it's fair to say that as long as our owner wants to keep spending his money on a football club it will be with us, so life-long in effect with Jon to follow.

Your owners however, were only seeking to make money out of the club and now all they can do is try and stop it going under entirely.

Get your own house in order before coming on here and having a pop.

7 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

Evidence that the gas have started the refurb of the Minimal.

http://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-catch-motorist-driving-through-1103378#ICID=sharebar_facebook

Didn't realise you could get football stadia on Gumtree. Well done Wael, very thrifty. Even picked it up himself.

1 minute ago, glynriley said:

They are. I bumped into the gAsshole in work this morning. He said he was so happy when he woke up on Wednesday morning that we were finally out of the cup and he didn't have to keep hearing about us "every five ******* minutes"

I reminded him our next 2 away fixtures are live on Sky...

 

Just can't get enough of a good thing can they. Sky that is!

I'd be sick of us this season if i was one of them.

On TV everyweek, plaudits coming in from all over the football world for the way we play, taking the game to the best the Prem has to offer, multi million £ players coming in, great stadium etc, etc etc.

It's enough to make you want to hate us, then start making shit up or apply Gas logic to make yourself feel better about the ****ing huge GAP that is widening season after season.

6 minutes ago, Sergio Georgini said:

This must be a new thing now. Pleading the little innocent club that no one notices them anymore (apart from when they're in the news for underpaying their staff and racially abusing their own and opposition players)

Here's another snippet of VictimGas, the new craze hitting BS7. 

They don't need our help to be wiped off the face of the Earth. Their doing a perfectly good job of that all on their own.

1 hour ago, myol'man said:

Shutters up already 

I've lived up that way for about 6 years and I don't think i have ever seen it open.

5 minutes ago, Carey 6 said:

400k 

Squad of what? Cleaners?

Thought we looked every bit the top 3 side we currently are.

30 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

Jesus. Was it only ten years ago that Saints went into admin?

Crazy isn't t? Goes to show the amount of backing needed to get out of and then bounce back from administration.

If Rovers went in, I'm doubtful they could do both.

Take your pick....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administration_(British_football)#List_of_clubs_that_have_entered_administration

He could give the exact same interview 3pts adrift in the relegation zone with a few games to play. Come out fighting?

He's spent.

9 minutes ago, ZiderEyed said:

Mayall and Edmondson are some of the most underrated comedians ever to grace our screens. Didn't know til the other day but Edmondson played the Baron von Richthofen in Blackadder goes Forth.

Part must of been written for him, it's perfect. Just like Lord Flashheart for Mayall. Woof!

5 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Gas and Camping are my fave episodes, how very ironic 

Both total classics and very apt for this thread.

Bottom and Blackadder are my fav sitcoms of all time. Infinitely rewatchable and quotable.

How apt that "Gas" is one of the best Bottom episodes.

5 minutes ago, Spoonbed said:

Hey, your in no position to comment Mr Eddie Hitler. 

Fancy naming yourself after the most despotic dictator of the 20th century. 

It's Edward Elizabeth Hitler to be precise!

@davehedgehog @spudgun

They deserved that. Only one team trying to play regardless of the poor standard.