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I won't be trying it at home...

Yep, cool finish considering the pressure he himself probably felt under. You can tell how much it meant to most of us on here, too. Fair play to the lad.

Fair play, this has to rank as one of the greatest comebacks in cricket after the 36 all out in the first test. Made all the more sweet by the fact that it was against the at times despicable Aussies.

Kuntz 2 Bluntz 3

It's 'prowed', ffs! ?

Should be OK, they've got a new dial-up modem now.

The picture on the Matty Taylor mug doesn't look a bit like him ?

Definitely think Fury will outbox AJ. But I'm a bit doubtful as to how long AJ can sustain a war effort. I reckon Fury will have the edge on stamina, too. Just hope the fight gets made and goes beyond the halfway mark at least, ideally a 12-round classic.

...or spitting out their mothers' pubes.

And the ones who are 'locked out' and not included in the official attendance figures.

No very original from Gurner. Haven't we been doing that for years?

It's certainly a "rarebit" of news.

Is that why they "prowedly" call themselves "da famous quarterz"?

...and this gem for anybody who missed it...

Haven't seen this for a few months. Time to get it out again to celebrate our new training facility.

Coverdale on vocals, Tipton and Downing on guitars.

Not a piece of English to be particularly prowed of, it must be said.

You'd think not. But experience tells us that they will.

I'm hoping Keith curls one out - all over the vile Sags.

Watching the Fulham v Villa game at the moment, and just thought I'd check out Tyrone Mings' association with the vile Sags, as I read somewhere that he was with them, but couldn't remember him ever having played for them. His Wikepedia profile summary indicates that he was with them for a couple of years as a youth but, interestingly (and hilariously), the write-up next to it makes no mention of the vile Sags whatsoever. It's almost as if he's edited it himself and erased the vile Sags from his history.

Some great spelling and grammar in there, too. What a ****tard.

I doubt they would even realise this.

No, I don't remember any. There was a lot of hope and, to a lesser extent, expectation. Turned out OK, though. "Unlucky da shit"

It's what they do.

And those made-up numbers don't even include their made-up fans who were 'locked out'.