Red7

The response to any old man who says "Be a Rovers fan" is well documented...

As in facking cant?

You can also turn players into trash at the the Mem.

He looks like the archetypal village idiot.

Not if somebody gives you the key...

Quite right. Fingers crossed here.

Isn't there a still a chance (please!) of that shower of she-ite going down if they lose their last two games and then Wimbledon and Scunny each win their last two games? Southend would then need 4 points, and Wycombe and Shrews would need a point each. Unlikely, but would be funny as… I so 'kin hope so.

When you're all b'stards And also f*cktards That's the R*vers

When you failed your SATs And you are all 'kin tw*ts That's the R*vers

Let's hope so.

He is too good for the R*vers. Absolutely dire. But still too good for R*vers.

I wouldn't go that far...

Great minds...

When you've got no bunce And you are all cunce That's the Rovers When you've got no crowd And you don't know how to spell proud That's the Rovers

Surely they should be in the same league as other deluded carpetbagger clubs.

Didn't the Sagtwats nick that for their webs(h)ite? Along with a picture of our stadium...

This.

Always thought they were more tinpot than flowerpot…but take your point.

Hear hear! Let's get back on topic ?

Is that the stand where confusion reigns as to whether their sisters are their mothers and their uncles are their brothers?

You mean the best thing, surely. Good for the sponsors, good for Wembley stadium, good for all the pubs and food outlets/sellers around Wembley, good for football neutrals, good for nine tenths of Bristol...

Shame, mind ?

Plenty of turds on show on the pitch and in the 'crowd'...

...or Glyn Riley. ...or Glyn Riley

As good and accurate a summary as you'll ever see. Well played, @BCFC11, well played indeed