I imagine that, if this were the case, we wouldn't let Sags post on here. I think we're possibly torn between wanting to get rid of the shit stain with which you tarnish Bristol and wanting to keep the gift that just keeps on giving. Tough call.
Have the sad Sags been trying to steal from their own again?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-china-43079082/a-botched-burglary-in-china-with-unexpected-results