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1 minute ago, BS3City said:

the Blue Few seem to be struggling in "da foinal turd"

Plenty of turds on show on the pitch and in the 'crowd'...

16 minutes ago, archie andrews said:

You got more chance of Mavis Riley.....

...or Glyn Riley.

12 minutes ago, myol'man said:

More chance of Gavin Riley scoring 20 goals this season

...or Glyn Riley

14 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

They must love getting shafted as they all bend over and take it dry up the wrong un, then w4nk each other off on Slagchat about how great their support is.

As good and accurate a summary as you'll ever see. Well played, @BCFC11, well played indeed 

On ‎01‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 17:34, Bar BS3 said:

Bristol Rovers fans’ reaction at 5pm when they realised they hadn’t lost again today. 

 



Every single one of them is as ugly as sin.

This must be what happens when your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother etc.

6 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

Good work Daily Mail. 

Never thought I'd see the day…

12 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Paints a different picture to the self righteous bullshit Gasheads spout about themselves doesn’t it?

Barnet fans have nailed it. Totally sums up the pitiful Sags. 

On ‎01‎/‎11‎/‎2018 at 23:59, BS4 on Tour... said:

.....and don’t forget, when Pompey were in dire financial trouble the gas were all over it, circling like vultures trying to pinch their players on the cheap....they have the morals of an alley cat....and I know I sound like a broken record with this, but when we were at rock bottom in 1982, they whined like babies when the Council offered us financial support, so the offer was withdrawn because Rovers demanded some money too....and then they tried to nick Ashton Gate for naff all just because we were vulnerable....but we fought back...

...we pinched their ex manager who quickly propelled himself into legendary status in BS3, and he has remained a legend ever since, as he picked us up, kicked us up the ass and ensured we zoomed past the roverzzz, pausing only to flick a finger at the grubby, squatting vultures who tried and failed to make us disappear without trace....and we laughed as we left them flailing in our shadow....

....and now there are 18 year olds in Bristol who have never seen the gas above us in the league....and we laugh on and on.....then they wet themselves with excitement because they were taken over by a ‘billionaire’ and became the ‘sixth richest club in England’ overnight - posting cringey, gloating videos all over social media etc etc...then they found out their new owner wasn’t very rich at all whilst we spend £45m refurbishing our superb stadium.....including building ONE stand that could accomodate their entire home crowd with thousands of seats to spare...

....so they order some new tents and clean a few carpets in attempt to keep up...and we laughed....then we stuffed four premier league clubs in a great cup run and gave Man City two bloody hard games....so the gas crawled all over the media insisting that they were better than us because they take ‘massive numbers away’ - it was of course another lie....and we laughed, and the football world, which ‘loves them and hates da shit’ laughed along with us....

...then they made up lies about our fans attacking a disabled City fan....and they are proved to be lying about it....but on this occasion we didn’t laugh, we rightly condemned them.....then they try to mask their jealousy at us selling four players for the best part of £25m by ridiculing it as ‘The Great Ashton Gate Exodus’ .......and we laughed at them again as they sold their best three players for less than £1m in total.......

...then they announce themselves as the ‘superior fans in Bristol’ just before being involved in violent disorders twice in a week with fans of Oxford and Swindon....and we laughed again....they try so hard to stay relevant on our radar, but we just keep laughing at them and we probably won’t ever stop....simply because they give us loads and loads of stuff to laugh at...

This hits the nails (and there are lots of them) on the head, @BS4 on Tour.... I was going to say that this post marks an end to this wonderful thread. But, as you say in your last paragraph, it is the gift that will never ever stop giving. Great stuff! 

19 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

When are the Sags accunts due.

Freudian slip of the year. Congratulations!  

On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 21:02, Port Said Red said:

Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great.

About the same number Tranmere took to Forest Green last Tuesday night. The Sags not only punch horses, they also punch well below their alleged weight.

4 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

Just noticed that he can't even spell 'prowed'.

13 minutes ago, phantom said:

Or maybe the police up there didn't want their kind around Barnsley !

Hats off to Yorkshire's finest 

39 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

No. You have to have had sex with a woman to have an illegitimate child.

I was pishing myself so much that I forgot that basic fact. Good of you to point it out.

Maybe the child was the result of a Sag-ette using the same bathwater as said Sagtwat after he had 'done his business' in it.   

17 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

What a totally deluded f*ckwit. Is he the illegitimate son of the "unlucky da shit" cockwomble in the car? 

4 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

You may have to start an FGR dustbin thread

They're coming for you. Not us.

1 hour ago, WessexPest said:

“Significant disorder” according to the Old Bill. Family club my a***!

Their families must be so prowed. 

1 hour ago, WhistleHappy said:

Sounds like a dodgy early home life then....

It may appear that way...but I can assure you it was based on facts rather than Sag logic.

11 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Always said that place attracted *****.

I was brought up to believe that wherever R*vers were squatting at the time was full of s**t, c**** and w*****s.

I see no reason to change that view.

14 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

He is the soul of discretion, no doubt about that...

He is also a ****. 

Better amend that to stick to forum rules: all of his posts are *****. 

5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Surely it's time to go big and bet his mum's house on it?

Was just about to say that his sister wouldn't be best pleased about this. Then I realised that his sister and mother are one and the same. Doh!

7 minutes ago, Taz said:

Who's Tidsdale and Hollaway?

How much is a Tidsdale worth?

2 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

They've started an inbreeding programme.

They started that in the late 19th century, didn't they?

1 minute ago, Offside said:

Well done Burton.

Yes, very prowed of them.

1 hour ago, Miah Dennehy said:

 Darlington never beat us when they were non  league and we were league. 

There's truth. Then there's Sag truth. Two totally different things. The gift...

5 minutes ago, reddoh said:

He never told his mother.

At least his mother wasn't his sister...

"...The Sagtwat family"

2 hours ago, Gazred said:

As the scousers would say, dey do do dat dont dey.

Or, as the Germans would say: