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What's the answer then? Never sack any manager, ever? Should we still have Alan Dicks as manager? Or Bob Houghton? Or Roy Hodgson??? Actually, we could've done worse than given Roy a 40 year contract, a job for life.

Yes. Paul and George were ok, they were "nice." You wouldn't catch them streaming across the pitch, let alone taking Billy Sharp out. Whereas (before he went all, "I am the walrus") John, now he had that bit of nastiness about him ....

I prefer hedging to fencing.

1963. When people started having sex.

That was the kreck drugs, Spud. Back in the 90s, everyone was blissed up, loved up, and madferit = Deano/Bez. ie top human + nonstop dancing. Now, all this cocaine + booze = Liam Gallagher. ie ********.

Produced some Bob tees with '34' on the back, in 1990, and no comments /complaints thus far. I think @GrahamC might've drawn our attention to the error had we been wrong ....

And it's his son now running that side of things??

Not coming here then ....

As Big John Greig once said: We don't have tae take oor clothes off tae have a good time. Or go all the way to Seville. I don't think they sell Cherry wine down there, mate.

We will Shirley be interested this summer

What's that - 9% when they set off from Bonnie Scotland, and 11% when they get back?

(Warning: this post contains content that includes stereotypes that some easily-offended souls might find offensive, but here goes anyhow) - Yeah, keep hearing that the cost of living, and food, and heating, and fuel, is tipping people over the edge, and they cannae afford tae fry their Mars bars or give their weans Lager. They must have "McKewan's Lager Banks" up there, I suppose. And all thumbed a lift off down to sunny southern Spain. Cannae think why they want tae leave the union, if they can all afford tae go oot on the piss in Seville right noo when inflation's 9% you have tae wonder if that First Minister of theirs isnae pulling the tweed o'er the voters ayes. Methinks the lady doth protest tae much. Or its all Celtic fans agitating for independence.

"Tonight, Matthew, ich bin ein Frank furter? "

Pitch invasions should be for small boys - children, U12s - like when they started in the late 60s/early 70s. We can all watch from the sidelines and marvel at their boyish enthusiasm. 31 year old children running on to the pitch is always going to be a different thing altogether.

Stern John? Comic sans Jon??

But, it never rained/rains during term-time. It always rained/rains during half-term. As every parent knows. Except you?

I'm currently trying to help my teenage son understand this.

and reached a League Cup final.

They do that and we move in on Banjo Island ...

Any of them younger than 70?

Football managers get things wrong, in football. From time to time.

We seem to have Guernsey sown up, what about Alderney and Sark? Have we looked there?

Was the tracksuit sporting his initials?

You have over-egged yer omelette, there. For me. A bit less is more. Brevity is the soul of wit, as Danny Mills put it on the radio the other night

That's one way of putting it