1. Relegated from the entire league by a team wearing their kit. That was a day I will never forget, Radio Bristol phone in was comedy gold, and I was in the Essex in Kingswood that night....brilliant, just brilliant. Thick shites didn't realise we were taking the piss. Marvellous night that was.
2. The UWE open day "stand" which showed in spades just how tinpot that insignificant little shite of a club are.
3. The open top bus tour - what possessed them ? it was cringing and embarrassing - but they're used to that.
4. The Al Qadi's. "6th richest club in England", "we're coming to get you", etc etc, carrying 'ol Wally on their shoulders up the Gloucester Road - now look at 'em.
5. Santas Grotto sums them up but there are so many more gifts, too many to mention - the tents and the new "family stand", far too many.
They truly are the gift that keeps giving.
A totally unprofessional and tinpot outfit.
Read 'em and weep Pikeys.