Mad Cyril

The answer is Nicolas Anelka.

Can you name any one of the 79 trivia questions applicable?

Aside from the fact we are bristol city who he would never manage, are two leagues below his last job, and are in a relegation dog fight, what else would make this job attractive to an "exhausted need a break from football cant stomach a relegation battle gas loving well off ex-manager"?

The view of the Suspension Bridge?

Er hasnt he just binned his job as he wasnt up for the effort of a relegation fight?

Are we assuming he would not take a cheeky peek st the league one table first???

As I understand it, once the safe standing is official, there will be room for another 3,000 or so due to the fact that you can get 2 people standing as opposed to one sitting in the safe standing seats (if you see what I mean...). So capacity could be around 30k once safe standing is formally adopted.

While all for safe standing its not likely to increase income streams as tickets will be cheaper than seats.

And unless we are confident of filling the ground every week it could reduce revenue as fans trade down to a cheaper option.

As such I would not be surprised if the board did not persue this option with maximum effort....

still waiting for the police to get back to me on my burglary the other week,

Why dont you do the honourable thing and turn yourself in. This club does not need burglars among its ranks.

And please give back what you have taken. And dont do it again.

Presumably a number of rovers fans among them. Several police injured during game.

If O'Driscoll has any sense he should employ the 4-5-3 formation.

Brighton are well known to struggle against that set up.

I'll let him answer for himself but lets just say "one team in keynsham" isnt in Keynsham, and hes coming over for the game.

Presently mid way between Grand Cayman and Heathrow in fact, at about 12000 meters.

His ticket is in the same vicinity, though unfortunately traveling in the opposite direction.

Some rather desparate negotiations underway with the powers that be in the ticket office...