WessexPest

Superb City, God-awful Blackburn.

Imagine coming all the way down to witness your relegation-haunted team get horsewhipped like that.

Their final four fixtures - Leeds, Sheff W., Coventry, Leicester. They’re in deep scat.

F*cking hilarious that we couldn’t stop scoring tonight and haven’t conceded in five of last six, yet the Scum cannot buy a goal.

“Get Holloway in as caretaker tomorrow.”

Really hope the axe doesn’t fall on Taylor, he’s doing a glorious job. Off to have a butcher’s at what the 15ers made of this latest shambolic offering.

Dear oh dear, it just goes from bad to worse for the Rent Boys. At this rate they’ll have less than eight witnesses to their games.

Reading Royals 1 Illiterate Peasants 0

53 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I'm confused by Barton's answer. He has 8 witnesses to an incident he says was fabricated?

That’s dubious to say the least - BRFC have never had 8 people witnessing anything they’ve been doing.

If true then the real story here = new record attendance.

16 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Any guesses as to what the bucket is for?

There’s a hole in me bucket Dear Wally, Dear Wally

With what can I fill it, Dear Taylor, Dear Taylor?

With Sheeds in the away end, Dear Wally, Dear Wally

With what shall I prop up the South Stand roof, Dear Wally, Dear Wally?

With Straw Dear Taylor, Dear Taylor with straw.

6 hours ago, 1960maaan said:

I'll just leave this here, not sure if he was hoping for a game or expecting another pitch invasion.

 

Championship Ready Winklepickers.

45 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Joey refusing to tell the Fewers anything about the new owners until the pay stops!

 

As much as I can’t stand Sharton, Henbury Arse telling someone they’re dishonest is like Jeffrey Dahmer telling you to cut back on the meat.

Will you ever beat the G*s is now:-

Will the G*s ever score again.

Knives will be out for Taylor now.

32 minutes ago, ciderwithtommy said:

Match day minus 1 - this sort of nonsense can do one. It’s the day before the game. Not directly abusing the blue few here, as I know we will be saying this nonsense as well. Just use real words please  

Fair.

Part of the reason I love the Streatham Rovers Twitter account is because of the way it so cleverly mocks football clubs’ cringeworthy social media presence - their endless harkening back to one game in their history, their disingenuous attempts to be inclusive or to jump on bandwagons. All of it.

Some of the dross posted from the City socials makes me want to eat a pound of caesium and chase it with a gallon of Buxton Spring Water.

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@Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

That is magnificent!

“Show them our badge” - it’s a pirate and they’re stealing a living (albeit a paltry one) so all is as it should be.

Full time training.

PNE - League winners and invincibles season

QPR - League Cup finalists and highest London club in inaugural Premier League Season

Fulham - Europa League finalists in 2010

Charlton - FA Cup winners

Brentford - Established EPL club

Millwall - 04 FA Cup finalists, in Europe following season

Blackburn - Champions of England several times

Wigan - 2013 FA Cup winners

Luton - 1988 League Cup winners

Barnsley - Have played in top flight

Bristol C - Top flight and FA Cup runners up, get treble the scum’s crowds and have been in a higher division than them for 23 years and counting.

Rent Boys - FA Trophy First Round Runnersup.

PNE - League winners and invincibles season

QPR - League Cup finalists and highest London club in inaugural Premier League Season

Fulham - Europa League finalists in 2010

Charlton - FA Cup winners

Brentford - Established EPL club

Millwall - 04 FA Cup finalists, in Europe following season

Blackburn - Champions of England several times

Wigan - 2013 FA Cup winners

Luton - 1988 League Cup winners

Barnsley - Have played in top flight

Bristol C - Top flight and FA Cup runners up, get treble the scum’s crowds and have been in a higher division than them for 23 years and counting.

Rent Boys - FA Trophy First Round Runnersup.

PNE - League winners and invincibles season

QPR - League Cup finalists and highest London club in inaugural Premier League Season

Fulham - Europa League finalists in 2010

Charlton - FA Cup winners

Brentford - Established EPL club

Millwall - 04 FA Cup finalists, in Europe following season

Blackburn - Champions of England several times

Wigan - 2013 FA Cup winners

Luton - 1988 League Cup winners

Barnsley - Have played in top flight

Bristol C - Top flight and FA Cup runners up, get treble the scum’s crowds and have been in a higher division than them for 23 years and counting.

Rent Boys - FA Trophy First Round Runnersup.

That “BlueButterfly” w*nkstain responsible for that screed of utter delusion made an unwelcome visit to this forum a few seasons ago. He was dribbling similar shyte that was completely detached from reality and was suitably derided, causing him to follow his moth brethren to the Eastville flame home.

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“Smaller clubs”

Finish the thought, man. A backlash from the one supporter’s…what?

1 minute ago, The Gasbuster said:

Vale 2-0 Vile

Port Vale 2 Sainsbury’s Court Fail 0

Enjoy your long weekend, Red Boys and Gurrrlzzzzzz.  

Sad to see City pull a great display out of the bag, long weekend and our fans still insist on metaphorically knocking seven bells out of one another.

7 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Gary Linacre, Walkers Crisps, Bill Maynard,  Alan Birchinall, Rodney Fern, Ted Moult................your boys took a hell of a beating !

Our Ted - rain, shine or gale force nine at Gate today mind.