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*Puts on worst Scouse accent* Joey Barton says if I don’t chew my tobacco I’ll only be good enough to play for Bristol Rovers. Bristol Rovers? (You know the rest)

Wipe that Impish grin from your face, Major.

After the Ipswich debacle in midweek, more than a few Fewers were calling yesterday a “must win”. ?

Guilty I’m afraid. ?

Imps 6 Gimps 3. Just like his team, there’s no defending that from Sharton.

Did Barton say Rovers would get to the Prem before City or get beat in East Anglia before City? Finished with nine men; slowly but surely he’s moulding a team in his own scummy image. Fortunately they were fairly scummy to begin with so he had plenty to work with.

? You’re just a s**t Shane McMahon ?

What an absolute fils de pute Sharton is. With any luck he took a wrong turn after the game, ended up on the Broadwater Farm Estate and got the merde kicked out of him.

I never thought a Gash manager would come along who we could detest more than Hollowhead, but that absolute drumstick makes it an extremely close run thing!

Absolutely MASSIVE! ???

Ernie Wise.

We really were excellent today - shame we conceded that consolation goal but that’s really all it was. This team is playing with confidence now, and long May it continue. Pass the scrumpy.

Speaking of weird stats in the Championship tonight - BBC website reporting the Cardiff-Luton attendance as 7,202. That has to be a typo, surely? I know they’ve been poor and typically have a fair few empty seats, but 7,000?!? Their own website doesn’t have a figure so I’m not seeing it contradicted anywhere.

How many did we take down there in preseason? ??? Of course that was a Saturday, and Papa John’s boycott, and, and… But when has context ever mattered when that bunch of tossers cherry-pick away attendances of ours?

Teehee - defeat for the Rent Boys on spot kicks at Plymuff tonight. I wonder who that colossal Scouse moon unit will blame for that. ”I mean; if their manager wants them to put penalties away like that then fair enough but I would not want to play like that. I’d pack up and go home if I were he.”

Love how it still rankles with the Scum that Cotts laid the ghost of 1990 with a title win and picked up the FL Trophy for good measure while that scabby Horfield Rag Ass outfit were out of the EFL losing to such titans of the game as Braintree and Bath. Cotts has everything that Sharton could never have in a billion incarnations - likability, fortitude in the face of serious illness, class, and silverware. There were two highly objectionable managers at the Pisspoorial Mound yeaterday, and neither of them was named Steve Cotterill. FTG

He is a true lowlife. How the Gash fans think they are so adored when their scumbag manager is such a poor loser is beyond me - I guarantee fans of League One clubs read his comments and think: “I really hope Bristol Rovers get stuffed this week.” Still, I’m sure their gormless fans are hanging on every word the fool says.

Add to our strengths column - “No Callum O’Dowda”; their weaknesses column - “Callum O’Dowda”.

Well, maybe their woodwork teacher is better than those glorified PE teachers Pompey have.

Toilet smashers bleating about the refereeing! ?

Any Stattos out there know when we last beat the Blueturds three times on the spin? EDIT: Aside from today, Clever Clogs.

Another fine performance. What’s this, City, getting all good at game management now are we - at least keep it interesting. ? Was extremely concerned after the first two games and of course it’s still early doors but we look like a team confident in its ability at last. O’Dowda showing us what we’re missing… In LOO of a derby with the Gash, there’s no better feeling than to SINK that grubby mob; they simply couldn’t cope with our CISTERN. Oh, and happy BIDET to Nige…

Sharton’s bitter remarks tonight merely underline how utterly detached from reality the Gastards are when they narcissistically boast about how universally adored they are. So long as he is their manager, they will continue to be the most reviled team in the lower divisions.

Maybe a fitting punishment would be listening to the words of a certain Welsh poet on a constant loop - and I’m not referring to Dylan Thomas.

Tempted to say they don’t deserve any tickets for their antics but sadly our travelling fans would lose out as any restrictions we put on them would be reciprocated.