WessexPest

All those salty tears from yet another defeat to Stanley and our wins over Brum and the mutton molesters.

“HEY, NICK O’TEEN! STOP GIVING CHEWING TOBACCO TO THOSE GORMLESS KIDS!”

Yes, provided posters aren’t breaking the rules I don’t think banning is a good idea - too many people go on about free speech but only want free speech they agree with. Gastards are welcome to spout their rubbish - it’s good comedy. Plus, no censorship - we are better than them.

Ah, so you’ve finally owned up to what you are. What kind of coward pretends to be a City fan or at least a neutral and then is outed as a Scum fan? Comical. You’re fortunate your nauseating stench is tolerated around these parts - I’d love to register on A$$hat and wind up the unwashed, semi-literate peasants who frequent that internet equivalent of the Walton Hop but no interlopers are tolerated - probably because the truth hurts. We’re not currently playing like a team in danger of the drop; and you’ve been relegated twice since we last were. At least you won’t have to endure the Rent Boys losing tomorrow as your Championship-ready sprinklers have frozen solid.

I’d say I was doing this in solidarity too but in actual fact I’ve been as bald as a wok for ten years. But good stuff anyway. ?

Because he was one of the 200,000 locked out who could not get a ticket, obviously.

And, of course, at that point we had reached the nadir in our history. Thus it took an exceptional episode for the Tote Scrotes to temporarily overtake City.

You won’t get a throaty defence of Lansdown from me but trusty buyers are like hen’s teeth. We’ll be fine however it shakes out - thanks for your concern. We might have to sell players but we aren’t going to flog them to our local rivals for the equivalent of a packet of Fruit Pastilles and half a curly Wurly. Higgs took over when the Rent Boys were L1. They’re still L1 - and have gone down on his watch. For a man of unlimited wealth there’s been no rocket propulsion up the league structure. Whatever my frustrations with the BS3 regime I wouldn’t swap it for the set up the Rubbish North of the River have for all the tea in China.

I’d argue he HAS delivered us a half-decent football team - a couple of seasons where we’ve been on nodding terms with the playoffs and some memorable cup nights. He hasn’t made us a decent team but that’s as much down to the decisions that have been made as opposed to financial backing (arguably hiring Johnson, certainly the Holden debacle). Under Wael on the other hand - a man who we were assured would make the Gash the sixth richest team in England or whatever it was - the Gash are no further forward either on or off the pitch than they were under hated Higgs.

I’m under no illusions - SL may be the devil we know, but what he has not been is an Abramovich type figure who has given us inexhaustible resources that we have merely squandered; the Gas love to paint us as a mega rich club but in the grand scheme of things we are Argos shoppers. Feel free to ignore me, then, if you don’t want bile where the Gassholes are concerned - I hate them with the heat of 100,000 red giant stars (or 10,000,000 Gas dwarfs - with another 500,000,000 locked out).

Surprised (and disappointed) you got out unscathed considering the way you conduct yourself; perhaps you should stick to those charming areas of North Bristol such as Speedwell, Lawrence Hill, Easton and St Paul’s to see the best of humanity... As for forums where both sets of supporters can interact - chance’d be a fine thing; blame that on the Gastard scum who shut down all dissenting voices in their hilarious Conference relegation season and will tolerate no whiff of anything other than unalloyed praise to the w_@nks in Quarters on A$$hat. So, consider yourself privileged for being able to come on here and say what you want. Far from all of us are Lansdown fanboys BTW, he’s made a lot of mistakes and in the grand scheme of things the financial backing he’s given our is pocket change (sadly). Still, could be worse - could have been bought by an utter charlatan who convinced the Pisspoorial’s gullible fan base he was going to take them to the top and lo and behold seven years later they are still flat broke. ?

I suppose after this result, coupled with yesterday’s outcome, you do have to take Arsenal’s title credentials seriously. Tottenham have been utterly gutless though. Could be the most open championship race in years - when a team who hasn’t won it in so long have a commanding lead there’s always a chance they will throw it away.

Apart from that Bignot sucker punch and a late Cameron consolation they barely created a chance all night. Beadle very close to a wonder goal, but his introduction, after Robbie Pathetic crocked Lee Peacock, transformed the game. Must have really hurt them to see the man who had caused us so much pain in Gate derbies doing the business against them in a red shirt. Thorpe’s goal was a thing of beauty.

Because we ****ing hate them. Whether they are one division below us, in the same league or playing on the Downs is neither here nor there - I’ve never understood this notion. That your hatred for your rivals waxes and wanes based on comparative fortunes. Things can change very quickly in football. I take enormous pleasure in seeing them lose - their fans are holier-than-thou delusional w@nk3r5, their manager is an absolute coldsore of a human being and they are just generally all around a truly objectionable club. Capiche? EDIT: No sane City fan would describe us as anything approaching “massive”.

Love seeing that putrid excuse for a club in turmoil. Hope they go down. Hudson’s pre-match comments suggested he didn’t exactly see this coming; “I assume the hood at FT were for the officials”. ?

That’s disgusting. Bristol Rovers are the Rent Boys. We trademarked that moniker in the 1990s.

“The Beautiful Game” ?

Buy us a tin of Skoal Bandit, Pete and I’ll see you right on payday. Cheers!

Hopefully that’s dealt a mortal blow to the Gas w@nks’ playoff pretensions.

Yes, they were also glad to get papped out of the FA Trophy at the first hurdle in 2014 because it was full of tinpot teams…

Yes, I’m sure the “boycott” would have been magically forgotten if they’d reached Wembley, the bunch of throbbers. Their league attendances are only four figures anyway so it isn’t much of a boycott. More broadly, it’s plain to see this EFL Trophy boycott hasn’t worked - crowds were always tiny up until the final unless there was a derby pairing and in the U21 participation era we saw a record crowd for the final in Pompey v Sunderland (Take note, Gastards, two teams who know how to fill Wembley). I’m just glad we won it three times before it turned into this travesty of a competition and hoping against hope we don’t become eligible for it again any time soon!

Quelle domage; 2-0 to the Greens, so no big Wembley Sunday out for the Rent Boys. Are we still allowed to call the Rent Boys rent boys after the kerfuffle with Man U fans and Lampard? Okay; sorry for calling you rent boys, Rent Boys. I won’t call you rent boys again, Rent Boys. Rent. Boys.

Plus, the clothes would come out of her laundrette reeking of cigarette smoke, not covered in chewing tobacco. Congrats on your news, BTW! ???

Rovers’ kit woman at Santa’s Grotto yesterday.

@Peter O Hanraha-hanrahanMy dad’s side of the family are all Grecians, and while they are all obviously pretty happy that they won 4-3 after throwing away a two goal lead it’s abundantly clear they don’t regard a win over the Rent Boys as anything remotely special.