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I’ve used up all my reactions for today but you assuredly win the internet. ???

Indeed. “Rovers” for them is almost as apposite as “Scum”. Not quite, but almost.

Can you give a précis, Ronnie? Unable to view from my location unfortunately…

A library “full” of illiterates, but a library nonetheless… ?

BBC webs*ite. And yes, I did hammer home that point.

It’s all about opinions… ???

Only crumbs of comfort are their expired crisps. Suddenly the scum are looking down not up. Lots of disquiet among their pea-brained fans about the shambles on and off the pitch - long May it continue. Lincoln next up for the Rent Boys - hopefully another half dozen for the Imps. ?

Utterly pathetic, but no doubt they’ll deflect and fixate on how many Teds went to Preston. Laughable shower.

What a bunch of absolute weapons the Gastards are - the brass neck of them mocking anyone else’s support. Mr. Tinpot, meet Mr. Kettle. Now, enough GasLogic; if you need me I shall be listening to The Logical Song by Supertramp on repeat for the rest of t’day…

Yes, I reckon that’s right. Reason he’s been so quiet is he dropped his phone in the bog.

Max’s error doesn’t detract from what was a superb away performance. We look a different team from the one who performed so miserably on Boxing Day. That bit of skill from Scott was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a City shirt since Carla Humphrey. City win away, Gastards lose at home and Cardiff lose again. Can’t ask for more from your Saturday than that, chaps and chapesses. ?

Heartbreak for the Rent Boys in the Nomadic Franchise Who All Football Fans ****ing Hate Derby. Well done, MK. Have it, Gas scum.

Silvio - the franchise club who have wandered from pillar to post who are hated by all and sundry…or MK Dons. Thanks, I’m here all week. PS Did I mention the joke that everyone hates the ****ing Gas? oK, just checking:

Except they wouldn’t get a Rubik’s Cube, you just know Mummy and Daddy Gas would only shell out for the cheap and cheerful generic version - Bradshaw’s Snack Box or Blue Square Premier or summat.

Both went from Sainsbury’s Court Fail to Port Vale.

Happy Transsssssssfer Deadline Day, all…

I can’t think of any others. I know he’s been in England a while but as Norman Wisdom Is big in Tirana perhaps we should present him with a box set - failing that we can just show him a DVD of the slapstick comedians from Horfield in their variety show performance with Eric Morecambe last weekend…

I haven’t got a good word to say about that human bogey. Not far behind Hollowhead and Sharton in the list of people I’d like to see punted off Clifton Bridge.

“This was a massive game for them. Massive. When we played Plymouth away in the Papa John’s Trophy we took 65 and we could’ve sold far, far more if it wasn’t for the boycott and Plymouth was closed for a half day, or something. I don’t mean to sound bitter but I just am.”

And the fact the scabby little c***s got turned over in this very competition by the mighty Boreham Wood. Gas w*nkers.

Will any City fans be housed in the corner of the Atyeo like they were in the two League Cup ties to give more City fans a chance to see the game, or will the Mancs get the whole stand? Probably the latter given FA Cup allocation rules?

Interesting that not only - quelle surprise - did we get a great draw, but that ours is only one of two ties where the teams involved are actually known (Stoke-Brighton being the other one).

No, No, Jenas and Scott completely messed up the draw - something must have gone wrong if Bristol City got a plum tie. Need to start again from scratch. Love having them at our place - full house beckons and the chance to avenge the League Cup semifinal defeat. Stranger things have happened. Let’s give Pep’s namby-pamby Fancy Dans hell.

What that graphic carefully fails to divulge is that those are Zimbabwean dollar notes…