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Pisspoorblue might need reminding that 15 stole a rugby club’s ground and have somehow contrived to make what was already a crappy dump appreciably worse in the past 25 years. Glad they recognise that getting into the Prem is a lot more difficult than getting into the second tier - doesn’t say a lot for them though, haven’t come close to achieving that since we effectively relegated them in Apr ‘93.

Here’s the Toon they’ll be bigger than.

Haha - good to see Sharton getting some abuse on that thread. He’s the rat that they can smell!

I know him, and yes he does have firing neurons unlike most of the Gash orcs. I still have to resist the temptation to dox him for referring to us as “82ers” though. ?

Slags is apposite then…

What does a Gash “Fun Day” consist of? ? Stick one on the donkey? Musical Chairboys? WheelBARROW race? White elephant stand? Goal shy?

Awww. “There, there, there”, Gasman….

A Gash spokesman said: “It’s all your fault, Garner, you bald-headed c***!”

Think mine auto renews in October for some reason. Only six more days til my good lady gets to be woken up at 8am by me screaming “That was a blatant foul, Stroud you incompetent c***!”

Why would you need to secure planning permission to install a new chip on Barton’s shoulder?

Just so long as they keep Sultana’s Grotto.

I went to Uni down there in the 1990s, and I can confirm this was 100% accurate at the time. I’m sure it’s still the case. Also, Floella Benjamin presented me with my degree, and Playschool was far too advanced for the average Sag to appreciate. (Side note: it’s a miracle I got my qualification, as a certain football team’s siren song used to call me three and a half hours north on the train when I should have been studying).

Anus Breath using a preseason win over Melksham as evidence that they are making progress (drew with them a couple of summers ago). ? Did you notice the attendance? 2014 - that was a good year for the Rent Boys. Must have been nice for their syphilis-riddled fans to see a decent ground for once.

Unlucky, Bog-smashing Blueturds. Cough up.

@CodeRed I’m extremely pleased for them - small town club and you can tell it means everything to their supporters. Had a soft spot for them since Cardiff in ‘03 when we won the LDV - found them to be a cracking bunch. Another terrific advert for the playoffs in particular and the EFL in general.

Yeah, that’s a ruddy scandal they’re playing that final at a stadium with a smaller capacity than Ashton Gate when the Hammers pull in 60,000 every week. Fiorentina are a big club too. Black market prices will be insane.

Massive respect for those two Hammers fans sending those Dutch lowlifes slinking off with their tails between their legs. Reminds me of Monkey back in the day, beating several dozen demons single handedly with his trusty magic wishing staff. Would love to see W Ham go on and lift the trophy next month.

I’ve nothing against Posh, and you have to have empathy for their fans who would have been waking up thinking the entire world has ended this morning - we’ve seen some astoundingly inept City capitulations down the years (3-0 up v Sunderland and drew with a Pack OG still rankles) but nothing on that scale and in such a high-stakes game. However, I always like to see the best supported clubs in the finals as it’s always a bit sad to see swathes of empty seats - Wednesday will take at least twice as many as Posh would have, and if Bolton do the business tonight you’d have to think it’ll be close to a sellout. A lot of people decry the playoffs as too American, unfair on teams who finish third with a mammoth points total and then lose to the team in sixth, but you can’t deny it has produced some absolutely compelling drama down the years and keeps the season alive for teams whose season would otherwise practically have been over by Valentine’s Day. And, of course, I say that as a fan of a club with a 100% failure record in the playoffs (But still remember the exhilaration of Hartlepool and Crystal Palace in the SFs). Long may the format continue. ?

Either that’s legitimately the greatest comeback ever or Ivan Toney did the Peterboro prematch team talk.

Stones was excellent over the 180 minutes.

Does anyone? Apart from the Few, but their numbers are so paltry as to be of no statistical significance.

Kudos to them both - and may the best team win. I care not who, but hopefully on penalties after a scintillating 4-4 draw a la Charlton v Sunderland in 1998. Fond memories of Keith Houchen and Danny Wilson triumphing against the odds in Wembley showpieces in the 1980s. A few Smoggies who should be eating copious amounts of humble pie tonight after the piss-taking they did to the Mackems yesterday. Some of them sounded like they were already promoted.

Haha - Shart-on gets the book thrown at him again. He really does suit that grimy pustule of a club down to the ground, the scummy Scouse twunt of a Gastard.

Haha, I did chuckle at the “promised to bring their entire first-team squad” - what a draw! ? MTFC have a nicer ground than the Scum, too.

Thank fork they didn’t make the playoffs - the last two times Millwall have lost second tier playoff semifinals (Derby, 1994), Birmingham (2002) has seen some of the worst disorder in an around a football ground since the bad old days of the 70s and 80s. And yes; I’m aware we are no angels on this front either, but we are nowhere near as bad as MFC.