WessexPest

Nothing, nothing would surprise me with the dangerous fools we have running our club. I honestly couldn’t give a s*** who comes in, because it’s going to end in disaster.

Don’t give a flying one which lapdog the Lansdowns appoint. Talking about his replacement is a tacit acceptance of the destructive BS the Lansdowns have repeatedly wrought. Get shot of them and then we’ll talk.

I can just hear that absolute slimy snake of a man delivering that quote, and it makes me want to vomit. League One here we come!

Steve - take your poxy rugby club and kindly disappear.

The Lansdowns have destroyed any good will that was left towards them, irrespective of what they’ve done. This club, repeatedly, doesn’t so much shoot itself in the foot as pull the pin out of a hand grenade and insert it into its own anus. I fear our form will go into freefall now and we will end up with another clueless manager. What a squandered opportunity. Incidentally, this fixture does seem to be the death knell regularly for managers both on red and blue side. LANSDOWN OUT!

Tried to laugh react to @Gazred’s post re the bus but it’s only 8:45am here and I’ve already reached and breached my reaction credit limit for the day. Said bus will now be getting a headbutt or two aimed at it.

What a nasty little ***** saying something like that. Even unwell, NP is worth 10,000 Shartons.

Yes, Pete, it was extremely satisfying to counter their tedious narcissism that we’ve had to swallow down the years (“Everybody loves the Gas!”) by reading and reposting comments from opposition fans about how enjoyable it was to stuff the twunt’s words back down his throat when EVERYONE’S CUP FINAL inevitably got marmalised. In a week when Bobby Charlton, one of the genuinely good guys of the game, sadly passed away, it’s almost hard to get your head round just what a polar opposite personality this fool was / is.

I assume Henbury Gash liked this ironically, because according to him every time this has happened they’ve actually gone on to lift major European silverware.

For anyone who is keeping count, whoever comes in next will be the 23rd manager they’ve had (including caretakers) in the 23 years since they were last above us in the league.

That’s a damn shame, he was making the Rent Boys into the biggest laughing stock / hateful bunch of slugs going, which is some feat given their history in the past decade. But I’m sure we can now look forward to him turning everything he’s got on the club, saying what a two-bit outfit it was, how everyone associated with the club is useless / clueless, because it’s never his fault. So long, Sherpa Sharton, and congrats on getting the Gash to the promised land before the red side. Bring on the next clown - I’m sure the peasants from Whorefield will be clamouring for a certain skeleton to leave the Halloween displays and ride to dA mIGHTY qWARTERZ rescue!

I really hope the comeback to that was, “why the **** did you pick Dean Holden, you football cretin.”

Some sort of euphemism for flatulence, I think.

The Gash were still c***s before Sharton arrived, just got even c***ier when he took over. They’ll still be c***s when he gets the sack, just ever so slightly less c***y.

It’s okay, he will just call one of his own players an idiot because it can never be his fault, ever.

And still Barton’s scum pigs lost. This football lark is clearly too hard for the Whorefield simpletons - perhaps they should give Nine Men’s Morris a try instead?

Tried changing the VPN to Belgium but still the poxy thing wouldn’t let me in. Fortunately ESPN+ is showing it so finally got in just in time to see Leeds score.

Emailed them. But it looks like the picture and sound is starting to improve now. EDIT: Jinx, it’s just gone to s*** again.

Glad it isn’t just me. But this isn’t on.

Trying to watch the game on RobinsTV and both the picture and sound are glitching continuously to the point of being unwatchable - same on laptop and phone, assume this is a fault on their end. Any other overseas Reds experiencing this? Ruining a very enjoyable match.

Aside from towsing the Gash, no better feeling than trotting over to the wrong side of the Bridge and coming away with a comprehensive victory, be it against Swampsea or the Blueturds. Some Swindon mug on FB was trying to tell me our fans booed the players off at HT. ?

There was a scummy Gas c*** from Birkenhead, Who managed a club with fans easily led, Every Saturday defeat was always the same, Unfit referees or malevolent sprinklers to blame, Now the Gash are universally hated so it’s good to be a Sheed’ead.

Oh I’m sure he can, just wait until he draws a non-league side in the FA Cup.

Stupid hair, messiah complex, treats women like dirt, nothing ever his fault, no money but pretends he’s loaded, runs an odious cult for gullible tossers, in trouble with the lawman - but enough about Joey Barton…

It’s Secret Santa Grotto Source.