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Hope she doesn’t bring you a chip supper from the Pisspoorial!

Get it right round you, Hot Air, you sister-bothering Gastard!

Chair Boys 2 Rent Boys 1 FTG ?

Admin - I seem to recall that the last Rent Boy to infest this forum under the handle “Ashton Hero” was quickly rechristened “Deluded Sag”. Any chance “Hot Air” could undergo a similar head-swap op.? Suggested alter ego, “Inert Gas”.

Strikes me as deja vu from Eliasson, Dave - a player with undoubted ability but who we seem to have no clue how to utilise effectively.

Atmosphere was excellent at start of the game but fell flat - however, any other ground would have been the same watching such a thoroughly wretched display from the hosts. I take it you didn’t read my post about comments from travelling fans at the Pisspoorial last season who said the place was like a crypt full of mimes. Even your own fans have commented on the shit atmosphere, particularly from the Blackthorn End.

Is Lansdown still looking to sell up? For all he’s moved us forward as a club it doesn’t feel like we will achieve much more on his watch. Better the Devil you know and all that, but I don’t expect much to change under his ownership sadly.

What gets my hackles up when it comes to Pearson isn’t that we aren’t pushing for promotion, but that many of the issues plaguing City under the last two managers - most notably terrible inconsistency and some bloody wretched performances - look nowhere close to being addressed.

We looked competent against two very poor teams. Against good sides we have been found badly wanting.

Absolutely nothing positive to be taken from that rank rotten showing. From front to back we were rubbish, and the number of times we either handed possession on a plate to the Noses or sprayed a pitiful pass out of play was inexcusable. Abject defending for their second goal. So many things were wrong today but something that looks to have continued from last season is our hapless inability to make corners or free kicks in promising positions count. Conversely, when our opponents get a set piece it invariably causes us problems. I’m not suggesting he be sacked but tell me what progress we have made under Pearson? I honestly don’t feel we are any further forward then we were three years ago when Johnson got the heave ho. A looooooong season in store I fear.

Yes, we utterly despise you. Well noticed. And not just us, either - that s**tneck in your dugout has made sure of that. A bad day at the office for us but seeing the Gash lost cheered me right up.

And, for a bonus point, how often have we won that trophy while they were not eligible to compete for it, and thus had to settle for FA Trophy first round runners up.

Hold on tight to that straw! We went up too. And Don’t forget the second part where we hammered the final nail in the scum, overdrawn and quartered peasants’ relegation coffin in Apr ‘93. You’ve not had a whiff of the second tier since, aside from a hilarious playoff capitulation to Northampton in ‘97. Edit - 98, sorry.

But like I say, once you dragged your rotting carcasses back to the city we quickly rectified that poor record. And re: Mr. Beadle, he came back to haunt you big style in a later derby - to date the last league one were you good enough to play us. He was sensational that night and changed the game after Gash thug Robbie Pathetic crocked Lee Peacock. I worked with a Slaggie in Yorks at the time and it ruined his Xmas, not helped by me singing “Watch out, Beadle’s about” every time I bumped into him in the corridor.

Didn’t have a great record there but it certainly wasn’t because of the 47 mute swans in the “Popular Side” (an oxymoron if ever there was one!) However, once you were ensconced in the Pisspoorial we quickly took you apart three times there inside a calendar year.

Yes, I remember that laughable “Welcome to Hell” banner and the intimidating sound of Gash footsteps trudging away from the ground as we knocked in a fourth goal at Trumpton. As for the Pisspoorial, I posted some comments last season after games where various away fans had commented how dead your slag heap was. Scroll back and take a look. Oh, and by the way, one Bristol club had an impressive display of limbs after their last-gasp winner in Sarf London the last seven days with no empty seats visible - and it wasn’t you.

Keep your very short stick in your pants, ta muchly. If we are a “soulless corporate entity”, that is blooding our own players and selling the cream of the crop on for massive profits, ergo ensuring sustainability, while the Rent Boys get passed like a used w**k sock to another charlatan whose “wealth” is small potatoes (possibly literally) and are managed by a truly horrible waste of skin - then all good.

Mate, it’s “Rover’s”.

Nah, NP is simply cantankerous by nature.

Why did he “have to”? Clearly not due to lack of availability - did he once post something on A$$hat that wasn’t unalloyed praise for the club, its owners and Sharton, and worried he’d be set upon if he showed his face?

That is an abysmal following. Utterly pants.

Stat attack - the Mem Rats haven’t scored a single goal in this competition in the 2020s. ?

Surely that Gash crowd pic must’ve been taken a half hour before kick off? That’s dreadful!

City power through, Rent Boys out. Good nights work! ?

A friend of a friend of a friend is a tattooist. He told the artist what he wanted and when asked where, yanked down his kecks, pointed to his posterior and said “Print THAT bastard.”