WessexPest

Tis a sad, sad day indeed when Boob Cricket FC cannot source any fresh milk.

Yes. That’s what I’m seeing too.

There’s a very good chance that the aggregate crowds from their last three home games won’t match what we got against West Ham. TTTTTTTTTTTTINPOTTTTTTTTAHHHHH…

..:but they never slate the manager like us fickle Teds, do they? Noooo, cuz they’re Speshul!

Cox getting the brunt of the blame. Perhaps they should have stuck with Belshaw - he performed well against Exeter didn’t he?

Three home defeats in the space of six days. They shouldn’t have been allowed to construct that new colossus of a stand - the wall of noise generated at the Pisspoorial is clearly terrifying visitors into laying down like a mangy dog.

8,013. Less than 8k slags. Bristol C aggregate attendance this week was 49,227 The Scum: 18,348 Tell me again that there is more than One Team In Bristol. I don’t think so!

Hard to tell from TV but sounded pretty decent to me. Again, always going to pale in comparison to a midweek cup tie where we beat a European champion!

The index finger hooked in the pocket.

Our aggregate attendance this week: 49,227 Whorefield Wanderers: ?

As much as I love you all, LR, my multitasking only extends so far.

I was laughing at one of your comments and the missus busted me for pissing about on my phone instead of cleaning out the basement. I hope you’re pleased with yourself.

I see you’re doing God’s work on the BBC match report again, you little tinker you.

Not seeing it anywhere, WW - probably too ashamed to release the figures given it will compare very badly to our 23,611. Since they LOVE cherry picking attendances this is worth zeroing in on.

Nice to see that Judas Turncoat CU Next Tuesday’s goal was a mere consolation. Did the Gash lose twice at home in the space of 72 hours? Con-course they did…

OK performance, seems like we have someone who can finally deliver a set piece. I’m not massively upset we didn’t win today. Been a hectic week.

*A ground to be “Prowed” of.

A comedy in two acts…

Goodnight Irene to be replaced as club anthem with the Bangles’ “I’m Going Down to Liverpool to Do Nothing.”

Missing a colon…

The way Birmingham are going, I can see them playing a round at St Andrew’s next season…

BREAKING: The Everyone’s Cup Final, previously billed as Liverpool v Gash at Anfield on Sunday 28/1, will now instead be played at the Pisspoorial Mound on 27/1 between the Gash and Oxford.

That’s the middle stump knocked out of GasGoMarchingIn’s post on the WHU / Liverpool forums saying “The SHEEDS may have taken 9k to London but wait until you see…” It’s probably for the best that bRISTOLS oLDEST aND gREATESTESTEST cLUB has been dumped out of the competition - Liverpool have had all sorts of challenges getting the new Anfield Road Stand open, what with the contractors going bust. The thought have having to quickly stack on four more tiers to accommodate the blue and white quartered masses in their tens of thousands was giving the owners sleepless nights. Winning a replay against a higher-division team isn’t for everybody, Scum.

That took me a second. ”Eey, Teh - Av yoooo taken something you shouldn’t?”